Official post whore thread!!!

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dmanns67 said:
Fyi, I am not take a bloody poo. I am clipping my nails in my shed.
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Going to need another excuse soon. She will catch on to that.
 
dmanns67 said:
She knows because she is using the microwave in the garage. :tongue:
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Well, I guess as long as she is not taking a bloody pee while using the microwave in the garage, everything is good!!!
 
:yes::no::confused:
 
happy july 3rd ya post whores
 
Patriotic joke for the kids....


Does England have a Fourth of July?



















































Yes, it is the day after the third of July and the day before July 5th. where's the emoticon for a kneeslap chuckle?
 
dmanns67 said:
:yes:

It does burn when I pee. :undecided:
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And this has nothing to do with the amount of time spent "clipping my nails" in the tool shed?
 
So who's lighting off some REAL fireworks this weekend?


MN allows some but not like the good stuff in Wisconsin. Wisc dealers are closer than any thing remotely entertaining here, and I'm 30mins tops from the twin cities! Talking to a guy in his 40s and he said he got the "real" ones. Like I live in el Paso and I went to Mexico to get the real ones. Keep your digits and your sight!
 
Playsinsnow said:
So who's lighting off some REAL fireworks this weekend?


MN allows some but not like the good stuff in Wisconsin. Wisc dealers are closer than any thing remotely entertaining here, and I'm 30mins tops from the twin cities! Talking to a guy in his 40s and he said he got the "real" ones. Like I live in el Paso and I went to Mexico to get the real ones. Keep your digits and your sight!
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Pretty much anything you can get in the states is now legal in michigan (only good thing snyder has done). I'll probably just get a couple of small mortars though, as i am saving for vacation
 
so my moms asks us at dinner out the other night, "i've got a bag of fireworks, do you want them?" she bought them in Missour and forgot they were in her car for a few months...(how?)

1.) illegal in our county and town
2.) public place and it got somewhat quiet when she asked
3.) hell yeah I do

Gonna go over to Miami county and shoot them off in the river/lake area, super dry here so I don't want to start fires I can't put out.
 
redleg6 said:
so my moms asks us at dinner out the other night, "i've got a bag of fireworks, do you want them?" she bought them in Missour and forgot they were in her car for a few months...(how?)

1.) illegal in our county and town
2.) public place and it got somewhat quiet when she asked
3.) hell yeah I do

Gonna go over to Miami county and shoot them off in the river/lake area, super dry here so I don't want to start fires I can't put out.
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Remembering Smokey's famous words! I thought all of KS was cool
First time I lit off some, blackcats, was between Seneca and Kelly on a farm. I even flew home with them! Mom was mad :rotfl:
Learned to unpack asap as a kid after that!
 
I lit off like 100 sparklers last night for neighbors kids and most of those black worm things...hint, light those suckers on an asphalt driveway.

Will do more tonight.

Still have a bunch of bottle rockets (minus the bottle) and 1/2" mortar tubes. Maybe 30 of each.

(better get another lighter)



my wife texted me that she picked up a bottle of jack on base a few mins ago, so tonight will be interesting :explode:
 
redleg6 said:
my wife texted me that she picked up a bottle of jack on base a few mins ago, so tonight will be interesting :explode:
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Now you just need a 2 liter of coca cola and a good cigar
 
DDonnie said:
Now you just need a 2 liter of coca cola and a good cigar
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yes on the 2-liter, no on the cigar (not really my thing since I have copd)
 
redleg6 said:
yes on the 2-liter, no on the cigar (not really my thing since I have copd)
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that's fair :biggrin:
 
early off from work today, optional release at 1:30...thanks higher-ups that I will never meet

I want to give you an opportunity to get a head start on the holiday. On behalf of the Secretary, and in thanks for all you do at <fill in the blank>, employees who can be spared from their usual responsibilities and who are at work on today, Wednesday, July 3, 2013, may be excused for the last two hours of their normally scheduled workday. The excused time off should be shown on time and attendance records as Administrative Leave and coded as transaction code 66.
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Darkrider_LS said:
this coming from one of the super whores...:rotfl:
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Dont hate the player, hate the game.
 
Sad part is that on GMT400 i am the Super whore with 19K+ posts lol
 

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yes

i wannabe a whore
 
CaptainKD said:
Oh #5, how big your head has gotten. Before you know it you will be whoring it up on multiple forums like Darkrider. :raspberry:
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I would be impressed if he pulled that off lol....sitting at 19,500+ posts on gmt400 atm and around 1600 or so on sohc/4 lol
 
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