Official post whore thread!!!

dmanns67 · Jul 3, 2013

Fyi, I am not take a bloody poo. I am clipping my nails in my shed.

CaptainKD · Jul 3, 2013

dmanns67 said:
Fyi, I am not take a bloody poo. I am clipping my nails in my shed.

Does your wife know what your doing???? :biggrin:

Playsinsnow · Jul 3, 2013

dmanns67 said:
Fyi, I am not take a bloody poo. I am clipping my nails in my shed.

Going to need another excuse soon. She will catch on to that.

CaptainKD · Jul 3, 2013

Playsinsnow said:
Going to need another excuse soon. She will catch on to that.

dmanns67 · Jul 3, 2013

CaptainKD said:
Does your wife know what your doing????

She knows because she is using the microwave in the garage. :tongue:

CaptainKD · Jul 3, 2013

dmanns67 said:
She knows because she is using the microwave in the garage.

Well, I guess as long as she is not taking a bloody pee while using the microwave in the garage, everything is good!!!

dmanns67 · Jul 3, 2013

CaptainKD said:
Well, I guess as long as she is not taking a bloody pee while using the microwave in the garage, everything is good!!!

It does burn when I pee. :undecided:

DDonnie · Jul 3, 2013

I repeat,

DDonnie said:
you whores are ridiculous

HARDTRAILZ · Jul 3, 2013

redleg6 · Jul 3, 2013

happy july 3rd ya post whores

djthumper · Jul 3, 2013

Mornin whores

CaptainKD · Jul 3, 2013

dmanns67 said:
It does burn when I pee.

Playsinsnow · Jul 3, 2013

Patriotic joke for the kids....

Does England have a Fourth of July?

Yes, it is the day after the third of July and the day before July 5th. where's the emoticon for a kneeslap chuckle?

dmanns67 · Jul 3, 2013

CaptainKD · Jul 3, 2013

Playsinsnow · Jul 3, 2013

dmanns67 said:
It does burn when I pee.

And this has nothing to do with the amount of time spent "clipping my nails" in the tool shed?

dmanns67 · Jul 3, 2013

Playsinsnow said:
And this has nothing to do with the amount of time spent "clipping my nails" in the tool shed?

CaptainKD · Jul 3, 2013

Playsinsnow said:
And this has nothing to do with the amount of time spent "clipping my nails" in the tool shed?

Does your wife know what your "doing" in the tool shed????

DDonnie · Jul 3, 2013

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Playsinsnow · Jul 3, 2013

So who's lighting off some REAL fireworks this weekend?

MN allows some but not like the good stuff in Wisconsin. Wisc dealers are closer than any thing remotely entertaining here, and I'm 30mins tops from the twin cities! Talking to a guy in his 40s and he said he got the "real" ones. Like I live in el Paso and I went to Mexico to get the real ones. Keep your digits and your sight!

DDonnie · Jul 3, 2013

Playsinsnow said:
So who's lighting off some REAL fireworks this weekend?

MN allows some but not like the good stuff in Wisconsin. Wisc dealers are closer than any thing remotely entertaining here, and I'm 30mins tops from the twin cities! Talking to a guy in his 40s and he said he got the "real" ones. Like I live in el Paso and I went to Mexico to get the real ones. Keep your digits and your sight!

Pretty much anything you can get in the states is now legal in michigan (only good thing snyder has done). I'll probably just get a couple of small mortars though, as i am saving for vacation

redleg6 · Jul 3, 2013

so my moms asks us at dinner out the other night, "i've got a bag of fireworks, do you want them?" she bought them in Missour and forgot they were in her car for a few months...(how?)

1.) illegal in our county and town
2.) public place and it got somewhat quiet when she asked
3.) hell yeah I do

Gonna go over to Miami county and shoot them off in the river/lake area, super dry here so I don't want to start fires I can't put out.

djthumper · Jul 3, 2013

mid morning whoring

CaptainKD · Jul 3, 2013

All day long whoring :biggrin:

Playsinsnow · Jul 3, 2013

redleg6 said:
so my moms asks us at dinner out the other night, "i've got a bag of fireworks, do you want them?" she bought them in Missour and forgot they were in her car for a few months...(how?)

1.) illegal in our county and town
2.) public place and it got somewhat quiet when she asked
3.) hell yeah I do

Gonna go over to Miami county and shoot them off in the river/lake area, super dry here so I don't want to start fires I can't put out.

Remembering Smokey's famous words! I thought all of KS was cool
First time I lit off some, blackcats, was between Seneca and Kelly on a farm. I even flew home with them! Mom was mad :rotfl:

Learned to unpack asap as a kid after that!

redleg6 · Jul 3, 2013

I lit off like 100 sparklers last night for neighbors kids and most of those black worm things...hint, light those suckers on an asphalt driveway.

Will do more tonight.

Still have a bunch of bottle rockets (minus the bottle) and 1/2" mortar tubes. Maybe 30 of each.

(better get another lighter)

my wife texted me that she picked up a bottle of jack on base a few mins ago, so tonight will be interesting :explode:

DDonnie · Jul 3, 2013

redleg6 said:
my wife texted me that she picked up a bottle of jack on base a few mins ago, so tonight will be interesting

Now you just need a 2 liter of coca cola and a good cigar

redleg6 · Jul 3, 2013

DDonnie said:
Now you just need a 2 liter of coca cola and a good cigar

yes on the 2-liter, no on the cigar (not really my thing since I have copd)

DDonnie · Jul 3, 2013

redleg6 said:
yes on the 2-liter, no on the cigar (not really my thing since I have copd)

that's fair :biggrin:

redleg6 · Jul 3, 2013

early off from work today, optional release at 1:30...thanks higher-ups that I will never meet

I want to give you an opportunity to get a head start on the holiday. On behalf of the Secretary, and in thanks for all you do at <fill in the blank>, employees who can be spared from their usual responsibilities and who are at work on today, Wednesday, July 3, 2013, may be excused for the last two hours of their normally scheduled workday. The excused time off should be shown on time and attendance records as Administrative Leave and coded as transaction code 66.

Porkins · Jul 3, 2013

Darkrider_LS said:
this coming from one of the super whores...

Dont hate the player, hate the game.

Darkrider_LS · Jul 3, 2013

Sad part is that on GMT400 i am the Super whore with 19K+ posts lol

dmanns67 · Jul 3, 2013

Ladies. I heard super whore again. :yes:

redleg6 · Jul 3, 2013

supa-dupa happy happy whore here

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djthumper · Jul 3, 2013

Ah the super whores at work.

dmanns67 · Jul 3, 2013

djthumper said:
Ah the super whores at work.

There is only one. The rest are wannabes. :raspberry:

redleg6 · Jul 3, 2013

yes

i wannabe a whore

CaptainKD · Jul 3, 2013

dmanns67 said:
There is only one. The rest are wannabes.

Oh #5, how big your head has gotten. Before you know it you will be whoring it up on multiple forums like Darkrider. :raspberry:

Darkrider_LS · Jul 3, 2013

CaptainKD said:
Oh #5, how big your head has gotten. Before you know it you will be whoring it up on multiple forums like Darkrider.

I would be impressed if he pulled that off lol....sitting at 19,500+ posts on gmt400 atm and around 1600 or so on sohc/4 lol

CaptainKD · Jul 3, 2013

^^^ Whore

Official post whore thread!!!

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