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Beacon

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Mar 22, 2019
452
SouthWestern PA
That guy is fishing, not for bass, nor trout, or even the great muskellunge, he is after a bottom feeding lake cleaner with big lips. But jeeps and vw bugs hold value in AZ
 

northcreek

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Jan 15, 2012
3,362
WNY
No such thing as a "Cheap-Jeep".....
 

northcreek

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Jan 15, 2012
3,362
WNY
$1,800 for this boat anchor and you have to bring your own cherry picker to get it... :stars:
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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,900
Ottawa, ON
'Not in running condition'

Really?:dielaugh:
 

Reprise

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Jul 22, 2015
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It's in 'running from' condition. 👟👟👟
Too bad; that was probably the best of the various SBC displacements, IMO.
 

northcreek

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Jan 15, 2012
3,362
WNY
Thing is, you can make a 4 bolt 327 using a 350 block and a 307 crank so what is this CL moron selling ? Maybe vintage numbers but, bet they are long gone on that piece of rusty crap…
 

TollKeeper

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Dec 3, 2011
8,224
Brighton, CO

Blckshdw

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Nov 20, 2011
10,731
Tampa Bay Area, FL
Yeah that's weird, one of the OEM LS headlights is in the back seat.
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,900
Ottawa, ON

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Seller's description:

This vehicle needs ALOT of work however motor and trans are in good shape. Previous owner was extremely disonest with me in regards to the overall shape of the vehicle. I would love to see it go somewhere where it can be properly restored as I don’t have the necessary funds/resources to do so.
Previous owner was extremely dishonest? Are you freaking blind?
 

TollKeeper

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Dec 3, 2011
8,224
Brighton, CO
I think it was something different... I bet during the tow, the back end bottomed out (you can see the curled bumper), and I bet the frame, and rear sections are completely screwed/bent/warped/thrashed!
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,900
Ottawa, ON
This one needs to find a new crack dealer:

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Then this response is priceless!

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TollKeeper

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Dec 3, 2011
8,224
Brighton, CO
I know what this was... But this is just...

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TollKeeper

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Dec 3, 2011
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Brighton, CO
Well shit..... It was a Green Ford F150, with a Jaguar hood, fenders, grill, bumper, and other stuff. It looked wrong.
 
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TollKeeper

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Dec 3, 2011
8,224
Brighton, CO

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,900
Ottawa, ON
Just like the one that modded a TB rear end with a Camaro's. Weird.
 

Redbeard

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Jan 26, 2013
3,561
In my local craigs list there are fellows regularly looking for older motorcycles. Well when I read this ad I believe he is 33 years late. :crackup:
A time machine could become useful in a situation like this.
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Mike534x

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Apr 9, 2012
1,003
Found this on a GMT360 Facebook fan group. Figured I'd post a few of these uh...er...."gems" for your enjoyment.
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Mike534x

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Apr 9, 2012
1,003
Now for an "actual" FB Marketplace moron.

2006 TB Extended "SS" Edition. $7k.

 

TollKeeper

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Dec 3, 2011
8,224
Brighton, CO
Considering its location.. Probably a rust bucket too!
 

Mike534x

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Apr 9, 2012
1,003
This just got posted...he painted the seats red :rotfl:. In all fairness....all the other mods are bad too.

@TollKeeper Im sure it is, thats not a promising bondo job on the rear hatch either!

 

TollKeeper

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Dec 3, 2011
8,224
Brighton, CO
This just got posted...he painted the seats red :rotfl:. In all fairness....all the other mods are bad too.

@TollKeeper Im sure it is, thats not a promising bondo job on the rear hatch either!

That and he is a smoker.. So the interior smell is going to be wonderful!
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,900
Ottawa, ON
Maybe still in pandemic mode? :laugh:
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,900
Ottawa, ON
So this tractor came up on FB MP. That price and description looked a little suspicious.

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Non smoker and no pets. That's nice but a tractor with no dents hasn't been worked. Checked his other ads:

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Man, glad that boat has new tires. Nothing worse than bad tires while floating down the river :laugh:

Looks like the guy's account was hacked because only the last 3 days have these ads. All his older ones look legit.
 

northcreek

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Jan 15, 2012
3,362
WNY
I would never buy a tractor that had pets in it, this must be a good one… :2thumbsup:
 
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