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[HARDTRAILZ]

Uses a straw to suck the jelly out the donuts and then puts them back

 

[Blackwater]

Is angry that there is no jelly in the jelly donuts.

 

[Mooseman]

Owns a bidet

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Loves refried beans for breakfast lunch n dinner

 

[Mooseman]

Takes bites out of maple trees because he doesn't know the proper way to extract maple syrup.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Fell into a burnin ring of fire

 

[xavierny25]

Pasta lover

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Fights cobras on the weekend for extra cash

 

[Blackwater]

Fights cobras on the weekend for extra cash

the car or the snake?

Loves black liquorish jelly beans.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

snake...and speaking of such: BW has a thing for snakes and sleeps in a coffin full of them

 

[DAlastDON]

Has his best thoughts and is king while on the porcelain throne

 

[Mooseman]

Thinks of throat punching the whole country.

 

[DAlastDON]

Has a squirrel as a side kick.

 

[Mooseman]

His hero is Larry the Cable Guy

 

[Blackwater]

Dresses up as Larry the Cable Guy to mess with DAlastDon.

 

[DAlastDON]

Wears water resistant adult diapers when in the pool but still makes a black cloud of death when he farts under water.

 

[Blackwater]

Jumps in to play in it.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Uses armpit farts to attract the ladies

 

[Blackwater]

Was attracted with them and was first in line.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once ate an entire cow....boners and all

 

[Mooseman]

Does not have mirrors in his house, saying it's black magic.

 

[Redbeard]

Backpacks with a human on his back.

 

[Mooseman]

Collects used toothpicks

 

[Capote]

Uses maple syrup as mouthwash

 

[Mooseman]

Would rather be streaking across the White House lawn

 

[Redbeard]

his cousin, Moosejaw, sells outdoor gear

 

[Mooseman]

Wonders what "Moosehead" is and thinks it's some weird Canadian prostitution thing.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

collects rabbits to sleep with and stay warm

 

[DAlastDON]

Wears bubba teeth to protect his perfect teeth.

 

[Mooseman]

Collects pictures of fungus infected toes

 

[Blackwater]

Camps out with a samsquanch.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Never saw a cheeseburger he could not eat

 

[Mooseman]

Physically has trouble stealing candy from babies.

 

[Blackwater]

Plays hockey in a bikini.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Spends hours at night just trying to pee on the moon

 

[Blackwater]

Likes to dress up in a chicken suit and direct traffic at the local pre-school on Thursdays.

 

[DAlastDON]

Stands outside dentists offices handing out free candy.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Stands outside planned parenthood hoping to find an easy woman

 

[Mooseman]

Can't form REAL questions

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is yet to realize reality is all in perception