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[DAlastDON]

Once off roaded a pink barbie power wheels.

 

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

plays Pokemon Go, but only over wifi

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is now called: Shrug Man

 

[Mooseman]

Loves to play with cocks

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Owns a Moose by the name 9-7X

 

[Mooseman]

Sees mirages in the desert of Trailblazers

 

[Redbeard]

can hardly wait for deer season to begin.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Dyed his beard blue

 

[therealsethallen]

First trail rig was a Schwinn bike.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Loves to set random trashcans on fire

 

[Redbeard]

On flag day goes around the neighborhood placing the flag up on everyone's mailbox.

 

[therealsethallen]

Lost his facial hair in a GMT-related accident, had to ask the mods to change his username to "Nobeard"

 

[Mooseman]

Can't grow a beard except a cheesy little soul patch.

 

[therealsethallen]

Likes Fords.

 

[Capote]

Mr.EMT

 

[Mooseman]

Drives around at night, thinking he IS Batman.

 

[therealsethallen]

Local moose whisperer.

 

[Mooseman]

Tried to fly using an egg beater once and lost a finger.

 

[therealsethallen]

Tried to understand the imperial system.

Caused the Gimli Glider.

 

[Mooseman]

Came to Canada once and tried to drive 100 MPH. Didn't realize it was Km/h so he spent a night in jail.

 

[therealsethallen]

Came to America and paid to see a doctor.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Flew in a helicopter upside down

 

[Mooseman]

Runs the 100 ft dash in 2 minutes

 

[Capote]

Sailed from Nova Scotia to the Florida keys on a mattress

 

[therealsethallen]

Was told he isn't Batman.
Bought a Honda.

 

[Capote]

Upset he isn't Robin

 

[therealsethallen]

Upset he isn't superman.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Raced Superman and won

 

[Mooseman]

Cried when he found out Superman doesn't really exist.

 

[Capote]

Ring leader of Canadian syrup smuggling operation

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Almost drowned in chicken nugs, but found some BBQ sauce and ate his way to freedom

 

[therealsethallen]

Thinks McDonalds fries are better than Wendy's.

 

[SnowBlazer]

Secretly drives a ss Cruze

 

[Redbeard]

is allergic to snow

 

[SnowBlazer]

Is clean shaven

 

[therealsethallen]

Lost his Trailblazer in the snow. Had to drive a Honda Element for the rest of his days.

 

[Blackwater]

Is secretly not Seth Allen, but a new super hero with no special powers. Makes blurry pictures of different items.

 

[Mooseman]

Pees Chardonnay.

 

[Redbeard]

Knows from experience what "Pees Chardonnay" smells like.

 

[SnowBlazer]

Drives a Honda Pilot