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[HARDTRAILZ]

Carries a ball peen hammer everywhere in case a clown sneaks up on him and needs dealt with

 

[Mooseman]

Hates clowns

 

[SnowBlazer]

Has a Chuckie doll in his closet

 

[Mooseman]

Loves clowns, especially the creepy ones.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Thinks that lace is fun to wear under his work clothes

 

[Mooseman]

Thinks lace makes great office wear.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once took a trip in a VW bus decorated with flowers. Smoked some stuff and saw the whole world without leaving the parking lot.

 

[Capote]

Always has a great set of shoes on the rig

 

[xavierny25]

Revives thread that havent been posted to in months....

 

[Blackwater]

Misses this thread.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once drove a semi into the front doors of a Walmart to get the best Black Friday deals

 

[Blackwater]

Stole the Semi and paid to see it done

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Works cheap when you give him the semi to abuse

 

[Blackwater]

used the semi to bring loads of merchandise out.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once dropped a load in his pants and wandered around the mall to gross out old women

 

[Blackwater]

took him to the restroom and cleaned him up. with new cloths.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Did a little dance for the elderly at the old folks home to raise their spirits but ended up arrested...













Apparently he should have worn clothes

 

[Mooseman]

Has performance issues

 

[Blackwater]

Bought muffler bearings.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Drink antifreeze to stay warm in the winter

 

[Blackwater]

bought 10 of these.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once ate 50 eggs

 

[Blackwater]

Added piston return springs to the TB.

 

[Mooseman]

Has a crack problem.

 

[Blackwater]

JB welds cracks

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Continues to ride a cow to work while calling it a horse

 

[Blackwater]

replaced his leaf blower turbo with a boost bar.

 

[Mooseman]

Has a KaleAuto fetish

 

[Blackwater]

likes getting exhaust samples

 

[Mooseman]

Did a tune on his car lighter

 

[Blackwater]

Stole High Speed Missile Grease from the military base and applied it to his TB.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

can suck a golfball thru a gardenhose

 

[Blackwater]

keeps ordering Chin nuts because he keeps breaking them.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Watches ping pong while listening to 80 big hair ballads

 

[Blackwater]

Ping pong master

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is a ballerina

 

[Blackwater]

is an angry little squirrel

 

[Mooseman]

Eats angry little squirrels

 

[Capote]

Bearded Ninja

 

[Mooseman]

Dreams of being Superman