Things to freak out a Wal-Mart Cashier game.

[DucatiSS]

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Example:
Tree trimmer pole, fireworks, and duct tape.
Bullets, tarp, and a shovel.

 

[shrek77]

A giant jug of bleach, a shovel, and a bag of pulverized lime!!!

 

[DucatiSS]

2 pack of Fleet enemas
gallon size Zip lock bags
Large Mailing envelopes.

 

[ScarabEpic22]

Chainsaw, black mask, duct tape.

 

[JRTAHOE]

Duct Tape, NyQuil PM and Jumper Cables.

 

[Voymom]

Tampons, midol, and bullets

 

[AV8ER]

Spray paint, Freon , and a Zippo

 

[hockeyman]

Ammo, hockeymask, and rope

[edited]
I was drunk last night and didn't completely read the rules...

 

[ScarabEpic22]

Someone didnt read the original post all the way...no condoms (or lube).

I like post #7 haha.

 

[NewfieEnvoy]

Barbecue, tongs, rat traps

 

[Denali n DOO]

A gun, a balaclava, and black leather gloves that don't fit.

 

[dockers]

glass bottle, lighter fluid and rags

then return 2 minutes later and say you forgot a couple things:
lighter, ski mask and latex gloves

 

[Hypnotoad]

Rat poison, a baby bottle, and a shovel.

 

[Hypnotoad]

A Justin Bieber calendar, lotion, and kleenex.

 

[willn513]

Chicken wings, franks red hot, and diarrhea medicine.

 

[Default User]

Candy..ski mask...camcorder

 

[Ghost]

500thread ct towels
5gallon jug of water
Ductape

Who's ready for waterboarding.

Box of screws (for under the finger nails)
Super glue (for keeping the eye lids open)
Sea salt (guess).

 

[Hypnotoad]

Cat treats
Pellet gun
Meat grinder

 

[JRTAHOE]

Dog treats, peanut butter and band aids.

 

[northcreek]

Crazy glue,toilet seat,camera

 

[shrek77]

a banana, a cucumber and Vaseline

 

[Hypnotoad]

A Goldfish, a funnel, and an enema kit.

 

[ConeKilrAutoX]

pack of pens, note paper, ammo

or

stain remover, garbage bags, and an ax

 

[Short Bus]

Duct tape, chair and a baseball bat

 

[hrddrv]

Actually bought and was questioned by the cashier

18 bottles of Walmart bleach, sawzall, heavy duty garbage bags

 

[eutechnyx]

Gloves,ammo,panty hose.

 

[Lima Tango]

Jumbo sized container of Colon Blow, a large cork, and a paper target.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Facemask, rifle, cheese

Maybe

Catfood, rifle, easy chinese dinner kit

 

[TexazReece]

I like this thread

Tampons, women undies ( thong ) and a hair shaver/edger kit

 

[TexazReece]

A Goldfish, a funnel, and an enema kit.

Lmao x 1,000

 

[shrek77]

cake mix, tub of frosting, and rat poison

 

[Porkins]

benefiber, NyQuil, Koolaid/Drink Mix.

Someone will have a load when they wake up.

 

[NinjuhhNutz]

duct tape, a shotgun and a "our deepest sympathies" card

 

[Showtyme]

Pregnancy test, bottle of whiskey and coat hangers

 

[Hypnotoad]

A farewell Hallmark card, rope, and a stool.

 

[Short Bus]

duct tape, salt and razor blades

 

[Hypnotoad]

A toy gun, black spray paint, and panty hose.

 

[Showtyme]

kiddie pool, every bottle of KY (ask employees if they have more in the back as you push around a full cart) and lingerie. Hot if your a woman but creepy if your a guy.

Forgot about no lube so substitute vegetable oil.

 

[Showtyme]

enema kit, case of beer and super heavy duty tampons. Ask the cashier if they know what butt chugging is.

 

[Showtyme]

hockey mask, butchers knife and coveralls