The 3 Word Story

[mcsteven]

With cole slaw

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

on the side

 

[mcsteven]

And iced tea

 

[Darkrider_LS]

With ice and

 

[mcsteven]

Tea and sugar.

 

[Darkrider_LS]

Getting suger buzzed

 

[dmanns67]

I went out

 

[Darkrider_LS]

To pizza slut

 

[Mounce]

And picked up

 

[Darkrider_LS]

Some slut wings

 

[Mounce]

to fulfill his

 

[Capote]

loose gaping rectum

 

[Darkrider_LS]

Like Aarons after...

 

[dmanns67]

retrofitting projectors into

 

[Capote]

BK Onion Rings

 

[dmanns67]

With side of

 

[Capote]

old toilet paper

 

[dmanns67]

To wipe his

 

[Capote]

sweaty balls off

 

[dmanns67]

So his lady

 

[Capote]

will come back

 

[dmanns67]

and sit on

 

[Capote]

my penis again

 

[Darkrider_LS]

After a vasectomy

 

[Capote]

no more kids

 

[Darkrider_LS]

From crazy bitch

 

[Capote]

From crazy bitch

ehh wouldn't go that far


Meanwhile in GA

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

a dove flew

 

[mcsteven]

in purple rain

 

[dmanns67]

And shit on

 

[mcsteven]

Brandon's freshly waxed

 

[dmanns67]

Trailblazer. He freaked

 

[Mounce]

the fuxk out

 

[dmanns67]

He grabbed the

 

[Darkrider_LS]

Hose and sprayed

 

[dmanns67]

The trailblazer down.

 

[Mounce]

Then he got

 

[dmanns67]

His shotgun out

 

[Mounce]

And shot the

 

[mcsteven]

Sheriff, but he