Official post whore thread!!!

[Mounce]

Get out before you start hearing banjos.

Didn't hear any. We stop there every time we go to Kentucky which is a few times a year.

You're in GA?

Just passing through. In Tennessee now for a funeral for my great uncle.

Didn't know it until today but he served in the U.S. Army Air Corp. during WWII. Had an awesome casket with an army painting about Germany with fighter planes on the inside of the top.

Ended up being right around a 260 mile drive, planning on heading home in a few hours. TB's sure do ride nice, also still have over half a tank of gas.

 

[mcsteven]

The ride like a good whore. Paid up front, and if you go too long you better cough up more $$.

 

[dmanns67]

Thats not a bad average 20.1 MPG. I can usually average 22 mpg on the highway (100%) with cruise control set at 70mph.

I seem to remember 23.9 mpg with cruise control set at 65mph.

If your not first, your last.

 

[smt 59]

Gdevening whores

 

[SnowBlazer]

Hey whores, is it normal for the clicky map light not to turn on while my TB is in drive? They click on and off just fine when all the dome lights are activated by the knob...

 

[Mounce]

I was on last at 5:30 and you whores have only had 4 posts since then? LAZY WHORES.

On the way home now stopped in Georgia again to stretch, found gas in Tennessee for $2.74!!!!

And no, Ryan, that isn't normal.

 

[SnowBlazer]

I'm guessing a ground issue?

 

[Mounce]

Maybe. Something is flakey somewhere lol.

 

[djthumper]

whores

 

[dmanns67]

Hey whores, is it normal for the clicky map light not to turn on while my TB is in drive? They click on and off just fine when all the dome lights are activated by the knob...

No sir that is not normal. Do they all do that front and rear? Do you have LEDs or incandescent bulbs?

 

[mcsteven]

I was on last at 5:30 and you whores have only had 4 posts since then? LAZY WHORES.

US? What were YOU doing besides driving? Don't you have voice recognition on that phone?

The shame....

 

[Capote]

I guess not much whoring goes on when i'm not on.... strange how the past 2 days there's been barely any posts as usually

 

[Mounce]

US? What were YOU doing besides driving? Don't you have voice recognition on that phone?

The shame....

At least I have an excuse

 

[AManders6]

I guess not much whoring goes on when i'm not on.... strange how the past 2 days there's been barely any posts as usually

you make us other whores feel more at home

 

[Capote]

Maybe so?

 

[djthumper]

Nope!

 

[Capote]

 

[mcsteven]

At least I have an excuse

We were waiting for you.

 

[Capote]

 

[BlazingTrails]

Whores!!

 

[Capote]

 

[CaptainKD]

 

[Capote]

 

[mcsteven]

He's back. Good to see you got bail Captain.

 

[Capote]

 

[Aarkon]

Cant wait to buy another truck most likely this friday you dirty whores

 

[Capote]

What truck dude?

 

[mcsteven]

What is the likely victim Aarkon?

 

[Aarkon]

Well ive been looking at tbs and found a nice ext with the 5.3 but i also found some perfect envoys and I kinda want to customize one of those so its still a little in the air

 

[Capote]

It'd be cool to mod a Voy and see what good ole Ryan can do with her

 

[mcsteven]

I've got a swb Envoy SLT. I wish I'd had time to find an XL or better, an XL Denali so I could have had the 5.3.

What kind of mods do you want to do?

 

[SnowBlazer]

No sir that is not normal. Do they all do that front and rear? Do you have LEDs or incandescent bulbs?

Yes...they all do this. Stock incandescents. Basically I can't click them (map lights) on one by one unless I have my dimmer switch turned all the way to the right.

 

[Aarkon]

I've got a swb Envoy SLT. I wish I'd had time to find an XL or better, an XL Denali so I could have had the 5.3.

What kind of mods do you want to do?

Well honestly if I get the ext I think id lift it but id like to do most of the things I did to mine but different plus a few that I cant and I can swap most parts plus ill be throwing the rims I have now onto whatever I buy

 

[CaptainKD]

Bunch of slow ass whores......

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Hopeless.

 

[Capote]

Well honestly if I get the ext I think id lift it but id like to do most of the things I did to mine but different plus a few that I cant and I can swap most parts plus ill be throwing the rims I have now onto whatever I buy

If I had an EXT i'd lift it too, looks awkward stock and no sense in lowering a LWB model

 

[djthumper]

Yes...they all do this. Stock incandescents. Basically I can't click them (map lights) on one by one unless I have my dimmer switch turned all the way to the right.

Yet they all come on when you open the doors?

 

[SnowBlazer]

Yet they all come on when you open the doors?

Yup

 

[djthumper]

Check the wiring schematics. You should also start a tech thread, I am sure you are not the only one with this problem.

 

[CaptainKD]

Check the wiring schematics.

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[BlazingTrails]