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[HARDTRAILZ]

George and Laura,

Made them feel

 

[jham]

Made them feel

the wrath of

 

[Badbart]

the wrath of

Vladimir Putin when

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Vladimir Putin when

he had eaten

 

[jham]

he had eaten

spoiled caviar from

 

[YOUNG]

an expired seller

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

an expired seller

Who smelled like

 

[animal]

Who smelled like

bart simpson's underwear

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

bart simpson's underwear

After skateboarding through

 

[djthumper]

After skateboarding through

the sewage canal

 

[Badbart]

the sewage canal

wearing nothing but

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

wearing nothing but

dancing banana thong

 

[BO TIE SS]

dancing banana thong

and mauve safety

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

and mauve safety

clasp which holds

 

[ItsOnVoy]

clasp which holds

a long stick

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

a long stick

topped with a

 

[Badbart]

topped with a

picture of Elvis

 

[djthumper]

picture of Elvis

Painted on Velvet

 

[willn513]

Painted on Velvet

As caliopies played

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

As caliopies played

With a vigorous

 

[YOUNG]

humongous orangish purple....

 

[Badbart]

humongous orangish purple....

haze extruding from

 

[YOUNG]

the dark side

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

the dark side

Of their backsides.

 

[ItsOnVoy]

Of their backsides.

Which was awful

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Which was awful

Like being struck

 

[jham]

Like being struck

by a lightning

 

[willn513]

by a lightning

Bolt or even

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Bolt or even

A giant green

 

[Badbart]

A giant green

rubber chicken while

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

rubber chicken while

being held under

 

[Badbart]

being held under

a waterfall in

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

a waterfall in

a foreign country

 

[BO TIE SS]

a foreign country

while singing the

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

while singing the

Christmas anthem of

 

[willn513]

Christmas anthem of

Festivus for the

 

[lynch55]

Whole dang world

 

[jham]

Whole dang world

but, still people

 

[ItsOnVoy]

but, still people

run around crazy

 

[willn513]

run around crazy

Like chickens with