GMT Nation Story

[Envoy4Life]

a poster child

for the 2012

 

[Badbart]

for the 2012

one-legged ass-kicking contest

 

[BO TIE SS]

one-legged ass-kicking contest

in Hoboken, where

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

in Hoboken, where

it was annually

 

[Badbart]

it was annually

celebrated on the

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

celebrated on the

Ides of March

 

[Badbart]

Ides of March

which brings us

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

which brings us

almost full circle

 

[Badbart]

almost full circle

now that Newt (what the hell is a newt?)

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

now that Newt (what the hell is a newt?)

Is in the

(A small lizard )

 

[Badbart]

Is in the

(A small lizard )

running for president

(more like a snake if you ask me)

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

running for president

(more like a snake if you ask me)

and should win

 

[Badbart]

and should win

the silver medal

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

the silver medal

for shooting the

 

[ChevyIIfan]

for shooting the

breeze with the

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

breeze with the

Topless dancers from

 

[Badbart]

Topless dancers from

Bill's Barber Shop

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Bill's Barber Shop

in Portland near

 

[Badbart]

in Portland near

the cow-patty throwing

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

the cow-patty throwing

finals site. Turtleheads

 

[ChevyIIfan]

finals site. Turtleheads

everywhere rejoiced for

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

everywhere rejoiced for

The king turtle

 

[BO TIE SS]

The king turtle

who's shell was

 

[tripplesix]

who's shell was

very dry like

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

very dry like

Like a desert

 

[Badbart]

Like a desert

on Uranus, only

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

on Uranus, only

with better air

 

[tripplesix]

with better air

until contagion hit

 

[Badbart]

until contagion hit,

like Legonaires Disease

 

[tripplesix]

like Legonaires Disease

and ravaged the

 

[ItsOnVoy]

and ravaged the

the hotel room

 

[barron03]

the hotel room

that smelled like

 

[jrSS]

Nasty beer shits

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Nasty beer shits

Laced with a

 

[Badbart]

Laced with a

sprinkling of armpit,

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

sprinkling of armpit,

Scents after sweating

 

[tripplesix]

Scents after sweating

all over my

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

all over my

Rootbeer float stained

 

[ChevyIIfan]

Rootbeer float stained

basset hound who

 

[ItsOnVoy]

basset hound who

had a purple