Add A Sentence

[Trios]

Pretty simple game. Add a sentence after my sentence. Only 1 sentence at a time, no multiple posts.

"I went to wash my TB this afternoon, and I couldn't believe what I saw in my driveway."

 

[The_Roadie]

The Roadiemobile had run away like a scared cat being carried to a filled bathtub, and in its place, I was astonished to see what it had left behind!

 

[Trios]

The Roadiemobile had run away like a scared cat being carried to a filled bathtub, and in its place, I was astonished to see what it had left behind!

It turns out my truck must have been pregnant, because there was a Chevy Sonic covered in oil and grease, on its side, next to the driveway.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

It turns out my truck must have been pregnant, because there was a Chevy Sonic covered in oil and grease, on its side, next to the driveway.

I wiped off the junk and righted the ride, only to see a hobbit inside!

 

[Trios]

He peered at me queerly, and as I watched, he placed a ring upon his finger and disappeared!

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

He peered at me queerly, and as I watched, he placed a ring upon his finger and disappeared!

I decided to take car for a ride and as I backed down my long sloping driveway, I found a trash truck blocking my way.

 

[Trios]

I decided to take car for a ride and as I backed down my long sloping driveway, I found a trash truck blocking my way.

Just as I suspected, the driver was a big fat hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostril; aww man, I hate it when I'm right.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Just as I suspected, the driver was a big fat hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostril; aww man, I hate it when I'm right.

Luckily I had a pocket full oof leftover bacon, so I threw some past the driver for a distraction and exited the drive via the neighbors front yard and made a beeline toward the main road.

 

[Trios]

Luckily I had a pocket full oof leftover bacon, so I threw some past the driver for a distraction and exited the drive via the neighbors front yard and made a beeline toward the main road.

About this time, the hobbit reappeared in my lap.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

About this time, the hobbit reappeared in my lap.

Knowing they carried rabies, I pulled piece n popped him in the frontal lobe.

 

[Black_tb]

Knowing they carried rabies, I pulled piece n popped him in the frontal lobe.

After all this i was really hungry for some spaghetti and meatballs so i decide to drive to the store when all of the sudden ....

 

[Trios]

After all this i was really hungry for some spaghetti and meatballs so i decide to drive to the store when all of the sudden ....

I begin to vomit uncontrollably.

 

[mike_k]

I begin to vomit uncontrollably.

I jerked the wheel to the right barely missing a hobo.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

I jerked the wheel to the right barely missing a hobo.

Luckily the hobo was Uncle Frank and he was not upset at all.

 

[Black_tb]

Luckily the hobo was Uncle Frank and he was not upset at all.

luckily Uncle Frank had some moon shine to drink

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

luckily Uncle Frank had some moon shine to drink

I took a swig of shine to rinse the vomit from my mouth.

 

[Trios]

I got out of the grease-covered, vomit filled vehicle with a dead hobbit in it, and started walking down Main Street.

 

[Black_tb]

when all of sudden this beautiful strange looking women appeared out of nowhere and yelled my name

 

[Trios]

/aside A whole lot of things are happening 'all of the sudden.'

I winked at her and replied, 'Hey babe, missed you last night.'

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

She said "that's your own fault for taking those bimbos out in your truck.'"

 

[Einst-Hawk]

"Oh yeah" I thought. "Where is my truck?"

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

"Oh yeah" I thought. "Where is my truck?"

I knew it had runaway but knew thait would be close to a white castle, so the search began.

 

[trailboycer72]

" oh ,that old thing?" she replied. I replaced it with an ext replica of HARDTRAILZ rig for you.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

" oh ,that old thing?" she replied. I replaced it with an ext replica of HARDTRAILZ rig for you.

It had plenty of room, but needed a solid axle.

 

[Einst-Hawk]

"It's just down the street a bit. Just around the corner. Here I'll show you" she said with an evil look. I was concerned.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

But I said F it and went along for the adventure.

 

[Trios]

As we walked around the corner, I caught a glimpse of my truck just before the crazy sexy bitch turned and sucker punched me between the eyes.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

As we walked around the corner, I caught a glimpse of my truck just before the crazy sexy bitch turned and sucker punched me between the eyes.

Knowing her addiction to violence, I should have known it was coming.

 

[Trios]

Even still, she almost hurt me; I couldn't let that go unanswered.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Even still, she almost hurt me; I couldn't let that go unanswered.

I grabbed her arm and gave her a mighty swing, cracking her head open on the nearby light post providing a glorious shower of brain matter and blood.

 

[Trios]

I certainly was feeling violent this afternoon.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

I certainly was feeling violent this afternoon.

Surprisingly OK with this, I continued walking to get to those delicious meatballs and spaghetti from the store across town.

 

[Trios]

I turned to walk down the street and suddenly remembered my truck; it was actually running, idling in the middle of the street, and when it saw me looking at it, the motor revved.

 

[Black_tb]

I turned to walk down the street and suddenly remembered my truck; it was actually running, idling in the middle of the street, and when it saw me looking at it, the motor revved.

i thought to my self that it was strange that my motor revved up with out anybody in the truck but after the day i had i just went with it

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

i thought to my self that it was strange that my motor revved up with out anybody in the truck but after the day i had i just went with it

...I figured I would finish the incomplete sentence and go ahead and lower my shoulder and bumrush the possessed truck.

 

[Einst-Hawk]

I was ready to give my truck the 'Goldburg' tackle. In my football stance, ready to unleash a '24 pack of truck whhhoopppp-ass' the engine revved again. As I looked up, I saw that stinking bloody Hobbit in the drivers seat

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

---maybe this game should end. Incomplete sentences and multiple sentences. I would think "add a sentence" was self-explanatory.

 

[Einst-Hawk]

---maybe this game should end. Incomplete sentences and multiple sentences. I would think "add a sentence" was self-explanatory.

Don't be so uptight. It's not like anybody's writing whole paragraphs.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Follow the simple rules...

 

[Trios]

I was ready to give my truck the 'Goldburg' tackle. In my football stance, ready to unleash a '24 pack of truck whhhoopppp-ass' the engine revved again. As I looked up, I saw that stinking bloody Hobbit in the drivers seat

I couldn't for the life of me figure out how he could be looking at me over the dash and pressing the gas pedal at the same time.