Abusing telemarketers for fun and profit

The_Roadie

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Nov 19, 2011
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Portland, OR
It's obvious that only the ethical telemarketers respect the Federal "Do Not Call" list. the scumbags ignore it. It's difficult to annoy the thick-skinned offshore ones. They don't care.

The local contractors, solar system installers, and home water purification folks are ones who DO care, if you sting them as beneficiaries of illegally-generated leads. These folks sometimes knowingly, sometimes because they're gullible, buy leads and appointments set by boiler room operations who KNOW they can't be traced. Fake Caller ID, hang-up at the first sign you're trying to sting or investigate them - they're cagy bastards.

So you have to string them along - act interested, make sure you fit their desired demographic, make an appointment, then be there to drop the hammer.

Guy who just left had a TB EXT, so I felt a tiny bit guilty, but he needed to take my message back to his manager that THEIR illegal telemarketing process was wasting HIS time and gas money. It's the only process, other than suing them if they call a second time, that seems to get through their thick skull. Oh that, and a well-placed complaint to the FTC, BBB, and the like.

I hand the sales critter a Cease and Desist notice (yes, I know it has no legal weight), advise him of their violations, and send them on their way. In a dozen stings over the last couple of years, only one guy tried to make me feel guilt over his personal innocence. That argument was not effective. If he's benefitting from a chain of events that begins with an illegal telemarketing call, he's just as tainted as the company owner. And if they call again, they get sued. Note you have to keep accurate and contemporaneous logs about the initial violative call and all followups of appointment confirmation, etc. It helps to get a business card from the sales person who visits, and perhaps a video of their vehicle and license plate as they skedaddle.

Here's some boilerplate verbiage in case anyone else wants to adopt this process to make the world a tiny bit better place:

Violator: Foofoo California Business Entity: C123456
http://www.scumbag.com/
Address
Domain registration address: address
Domain registrant email address
Tel: various phone numbers on Caller ID and web site
111-222-3333 (initial contact caller ID – telemarketer “Kristin” 11/3/12 12:30PM)

Agent for service of process:
[Address to send a demand letter if you're going to file suit - from the California Business Registration data base]

Cease and Desist Order
Due to your telemarketing violations of the Federal Do Not Call registry in calling a residential phone line 111-222-3333, you are ordered to add that number to your corporate Do Not Call list and never call it again.

Subsequent violations will result in private action, as allowed by:

The FTC Act at 15 U.S.C. §§ 41-58 and related case law.
The Communications Act at 47 U.S.C. §§ 151-757 and related case law.
The Telephone Consumer Protection Act (TCPA) at 47 USC §227 and related case law.
The Telemarketing and Consumer Fraud Abuse Prevention Act at 15 U.S.C. §§ 6101-6108 and related case law.
The Do Not Call Implementation Act at P.L.108-10, 117 Stat. 557, and related case law.
The Telemarketing Sales Rule at 16 C.F.R. § 310 and related Agency statements and case law.
The FCC's rules implementing the TCPA at 47 C.F.R. § 64.1200 and related Agency statements and case law.

In addition, complaints are in process with the FTC and local BBB agencies, as well as updated consumer reports to:

Complaints Board - Consumer Complaints, Reviews, Information
http://www.yelp.com
Ripoff Report | Scams, reviews, complaints, lawsuits and frauds. File a report, post your review. Consumers educating consumers.

to warn others of your illegal and reprehensible business practices.

Best regards,

The Roadie


Yes, I know I'm a hard-ass about such things. If everyone promised to NEVER buy anything advertised illegally by phone or email spam, these scumbag companies and their suppliers would die the death they deserve.
 

6716

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Jul 24, 2012
836
Wow! You really get into that.

Usually, my goal is to get the telemarketer to hang up on ME.

You must get a lot more calls than I do, though.
 

gemsheba

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Apr 13, 2012
16
Or you could do this:


[video=youtube;mkdoogjic4I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdoogjic4I[/video]
 

blazinlow89

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Jan 25, 2012
2,088
Damn Roadie goes extreme.

We have a guy at work that kept getting these calls for a free cruise. He got one at work and my other buddy answered it, strung the guy along asking about gay pleasure cruises. He then talked about doing unspeakable things to the guy, he hung up after a little while. He is always good for a laugh.
 

The_Roadie

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Busy morning. While I cleaned the garage this morning, I scheduled THREE appointments with law-breaking telemarketers. One local window and door contractor, plus GE and ADT security system dealers. Also started handing out a letter telling the sales person why they've specifically been targeted to carry my message back to their HQ. Cuts down the amount of required interaction to under a minute. If they ask any questions, I just refer them to the letter and the C&D notice with all the legal boilerplate.

WHY HAVE YOU, THE SALESPERSON BEEN STUNG?

  • Because telemarketers already KNOW they're breaking the law by calling numbers on the Federal Do Not Call list. They don't care. But perhaps you have some ethics and honesty. Perhaps.
  • When annoyed consumers hang up on telemarketers, the violators don't care. They're used to it. But the law has been broken. The law has no teeth unless enforced.
  • Thousands of telemarketing victims are starting to use this new, more effective tactic to string the telemarketer along, make appointments, and waste the sales staff's time the same way the telemarketer wastes our time.
  • By costing YOU time and fuel, you're more motivated to take the message back to management that they need to CEASE the illegal telemarketing.
  • By benefitting from other appointments set by the Do Not Call list violators, YOU become jointly liable for possible lawsuits and damages. Are you feeling lucky?
  • By handing you the Do Not Call demand letter, and obtaining your business card, the chain of evidence is unbroken, and your company cannot claim mistaken identity if they call again.
  • By the initial call, your company is eligible for a report to the FCC, which has already been filed.
  • If your company calls even once again, I can and will file suit to recover the statutory damages allowed. Since I'm handing YOU this notice, you can personally receive a subpoena to appear as an involved witness in this suit.
 

6716

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Jul 24, 2012
836
the roadie said:
Busy morning. While I cleaned the garage this morning, I scheduled THREE appointments with law-breaking telemarketers. One local window and door contractor, plus GE and ADT security system dealers. Also started handing out a letter telling the sales person why they've specifically been targeted to carry my message back to their HQ. Cuts down the amount of required interaction to under a minute. If they ask any questions, I just refer them to the letter and the C&D notice with all the legal boilerplate.

WHY HAVE YOU, THE SALESPERSON BEEN STUNG?

  • Because telemarketers already KNOW they're breaking the law by calling numbers on the Federal Do Not Call list. They don't care. But perhaps you have some ethics and honesty. Perhaps.
  • When annoyed consumers hang up on telemarketers, the violators don't care. They're used to it. But the law has been broken. The law has no teeth unless enforced.
  • Thousands of telemarketing victims are starting to use this new, more effective tactic to string the telemarketer along, make appointments, and waste the sales staff's time the same way the telemarketer wastes our time.
  • By costing YOU time and fuel, you're more motivated to take the message back to management that they need to CEASE the illegal telemarketing.
  • By benefitting from other appointments set by the Do Not Call list violators, YOU become jointly liable for possible lawsuits and damages. Are you feeling lucky?
  • By handing you the Do Not Call demand letter, and obtaining your business card, the chain of evidence is unbroken, and your company cannot claim mistaken identity if they call again.
  • By the initial call, your company is eligible for a report to the FCC, which has already been filed.
  • If your company calls even once again, I can and will file suit to recover the statutory damages allowed. Since I'm handing YOU this notice, you can personally receive a subpoena to appear as an involved witness in this suit.

.... and do your eyes glow red while you're handing it to them?
 

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