- Dec 6, 2011
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Not much of a surprise. It may not have mounted .50 calibre machine guns, zombie-shredding grills or smoke canister launchers, but it is fast and can outhandle many other SUVs on the road.
This was a humor article for Canada's Globe and Mail newspaper, but it is obvious that some people took it WAY too seriously.
As for me, I will be the first person eaten in a zombie attack. As a Canadian, I am much too polite to survive the first wave. I would politely hold the door open for zombies, say, "Excuse me," when I bumped into one, and chase after them in the street holding their severed limbs, saying, "Hey! You dropped something!"
http://www.theglobeandmail.com:80/globe-drive/the-driving-dead/article21235786/
On the other hand, just for fun, I asked some of my firearms students what vehicle they would like to be in to escape the zombie apocalypse, and they all said, "The one you're in." I guess they might suspect why I refer to my Trailblazer as the "gun truck."
This was a humor article for Canada's Globe and Mail newspaper, but it is obvious that some people took it WAY too seriously.
As for me, I will be the first person eaten in a zombie attack. As a Canadian, I am much too polite to survive the first wave. I would politely hold the door open for zombies, say, "Excuse me," when I bumped into one, and chase after them in the street holding their severed limbs, saying, "Hey! You dropped something!"
http://www.theglobeandmail.com:80/globe-drive/the-driving-dead/article21235786/
On the other hand, just for fun, I asked some of my firearms students what vehicle they would like to be in to escape the zombie apocalypse, and they all said, "The one you're in." I guess they might suspect why I refer to my Trailblazer as the "gun truck."
