Decided to take a hike one day. he started walking and once he hit Mexico he decided to keep going. He swam the Panama Canal then in Brazil he stole a boat and went to Africa where he rode a lion around for awhile. Then he jumped off and took off walking to Germany for some beir n brats. After he had his fill he hit up Russia and took vodka shots with Putin. Two years later he found his way to China and realized that cat is pretty good stuff. Finally he hit the Pacific and commandeered a jetski and head back to North America where he continues to rule GMTNation with an iron thumb!