Would You Rather Game

[CaptainKD]

.......change your rear end.

Would you rather watch
Duck tales
Or
Power rangers?

 

[Sib]

Duck tales FTW

WYR

Fall asleep with the tv on
Or
Shut it off before you fall asleep

 

[CaptainKD]

Fall asleep with it on then wake up to white noise and not be able to fall asleep because I watched too many scary movies growing up.

Would you rather be
Class clown
Or
Class nerd

 

[BlazingTrails]

Class Nerd, likely to grow up to be Rich


Would you rather

get a ticket for laying drag
or
Speeding 20 over?

 

[CaptainKD]

20 over I think is cheaper.

Would you rather race everyone or pick and choose you battles?

 

[BlazingTrails]

Just shut the loud ones up


Would you rather

Have a fast street vehicle
or
Off road rig

 

[CaptainKD]

Street machine.

Would you rather shop local or shop online?

 

[Stewzer55]

Local, but that's only if the price is still competitive.


Have lots of money
or
have a meaningful social life

 

[CaptainKD]

Lots of money

Would you rather talk or text?

 

[Sib]

Talk in person text on phone

WYR

Go back in time and see

George Carlin stand up
Or
Richard Pryor stand up

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Carlin


WYR


Go back in time

or

Into the future

 

[Sib]

Go back in time (like Hot Tub Time Machine )

WYR

Be a Viking
Or
Be a gladiator

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Viking


WYR

Take a dump in a walmart parking lot
or
pee in an aisle inside walmart

 

[Sib]

This from past experience


I take a dump in the parking lot

WYR

Be a stay at home dad and have your wife make the bread
Or
You make the bread and your wife stays at home

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Wife is home now.

Wyr

Work from home
Or
Have an office

 

[CaptainKD]

Have a Office. Can't do the secretary at home.

Would you rather go on a blind date or a random hookup from a bar?

 

[Sib]

Random hookup. Went on a blind date and was way to fucking awkward. If it's a random from the bar we both know what we want and no need for small talk.

WYR

Live with the Amish
Or
Live with the Alaskan Bush people

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Alaska

Wyr

Build a house yourself
Or
Buy one

 

[CaptainKD]

Buy one.

Would you rather have a big wedding or a small wedding?

 

[Sib]

Small wedding

WYR

Put electric stim pads on your baunch
Or
Put them on you temples

 

[CaptainKD]

Baunch sounds like a party.

Would you rather fly or take a train?

 

[dmanns67]

Fly.

Wyr

Rent a car
Or
Take a taxi everywhere

 

[CaptainKD]

Rent a car.

Would you rather play the banjo or dance to a banjo song?

 

[dmanns67]

Play.

Wyr

Be in a mosh pit
Or
A dance club

 

[Sib]

Go to a dance club so dem 's can Twerk on me

WYR

Get 3 feet of snow in 12 hours
Or
Get 3 inches of rain in 6 hrs

 

[CaptainKD]

Rain.

Would you rather go sledding in snow or four wheeling?

 

[Sib]

Four wheeling. I hate walking back up the damn hill.

WYR

Go ice skating on an inside rink
Or
On a lake/pond

 

[CaptainKD]

Lake/Pond.

Would you rather knit a blanket or a winter hat?

 

[Sib]

knit a blanket

WYR

snow blow your own driveway
or
pay someone else to do it

 

[CaptainKD]

Snow blow it myself.

Would you rather wear a baseball hat forward or backwards

 

[Sib]

Forward

WYR

Throw up from being sick
or
Have burning shits from being sick

 

[CaptainKD]

Burning Shits. I hate puking.

Would you rather live in the north or south?

 

[Sib]

I would rather live in the south. Would love to move down there!

WYR

Have a big Super Bowl Party
or
Chill out and watch Super Bowl cuz nothing else is on

 

[CaptainKD]

Nothing else on.

Would you rather drink a cup of coffee or a mug of coffee?

 

[Sib]

I'm not much of a coffee guy, but when I drink it, I'll over indulge so I'll take a huge mug!

WYR

Go see a movie in the theater
or
wait till it comes out on TV/Netflix

 

[CaptainKD]

Netflix.

Would you rather sit in the front of the movie theater or the back?

 

[Sib]

Sit in the back

WYR

Use a normal tent when camping
or
make a tent from a tarp and paracord

 

[CaptainKD]

Normal Tent.

Would you rather camp in the middle of no where or in a campground?

 

[Sib]

middle of nowhere

Would you rather

Use a lighter to start a fire while camping
or
Rub two sticks to start a fire

 

[CaptainKD]

Lighter.

Would you rather eat appetizer or desert?