Would You Rather Game

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WYR

Eat a whole pizza
or
Eat 2 dozen hot wings?
 
2 dozen hot wings, 6-10 celery stalks, 4 or 5 carrot sticks and both of the tubs of ranch & blue cheese dressing. If I'm being generous I will let the old lady lick the sauce from the bottom of the styrofoam container.

Would you rather share or keep all for you?
 
I tend to share.

WYR

have a fishing boat
or
a big party barge pontoon
 
Anti


WYR

Fight a kangaroo
or
Koala bear
 
Chips Ahoy


WYR

eat mac n cheese
or
eat chicken nugs
 
I like to mix my chicken nugs into my mac and cheese. Then use my fork you have the nugs move around the bowl and pretend the nugs are a bear and the macaroni are midgets screaming "NO NO NO DON'T EAT ME MR. BEAR!!!!!!"

Would you rather walk through the desert with no shoes or swim with sharks?
 
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Swim with sharks. If I am gonna die, I want the chance to punch a shark in the nose first.

WYR

Live on the 40th floor of a high rise

or

basement level in NYC
 
helichopper. but not to the hospital


wyr


play one game
or
play all the games
 
Play all the games. Gotta play to win. At least that's what the Illinois Lottery brain washed me with.

Lotto
or
Scratch off's?
 
scratch. Instant gratification

WYR

Watch the NBA
or
watch the MLS
 
Wheel of Fortune

WYR

be in the NBA
or
be in the MLB
 
MLB :yes:

Thermal and sweatshirt
Or
T shirt and jacket

(During this stint of shorty weather we're all getting)
 
therm and sweatshirt


WYR

Be outside naked at 32 degrees for 15 minutes
or
be outside naked at 0 degrees for 5 minutes
 
I'll take the 5 min. Neither sounds exciting.

WYR

Be locked up in solitary confinement for 10 years
Or
Be locked up in general population for 5 years
 
GP.


WYR


Do 5 years at state prison
or
Do 2 in Federal lockdown
 
pitcher

WYR

fall out of an airplane
or
fall off a building
 
Building, because I have a fear of failing out of an airplane and being sucked into the propeller. Wouldn't that just suck balls?

Would you rather have one of your kids crash your truck or have your wife crash your truck?
 
Wife. Kids are so lil they prolly get banged up pretty good, but the wife will be protected by the ring of steel on my thruck

WYR

hump a fat chick in private
or
hump an average girl in public
 
Fort!

Wyr

Work out w free weights
Or
W machines
 
Machines until I get into shape.

WYR

Puke all day from being sick
Or
Have hot burning diarrhea from being sick
 
I'm selfish. I like to get shit for my money.........happy ending, rub and tug, you get the picture. :biggrin:

Would you rather have a dirty engine compartment or a clean one?
 
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Dirty cause I use my 4x4

WYR

Have a mis-colored body panel
or
have a nice dent in a body panel
 
BOLD and underlined But BOLD


WYR be

Tasered
or
pepper sprayed
 
Taser someone else.
WYR DRIVE
CVPI P71
DODGE CHARGER PPV
 
Level 1 everyday

WYR

Parking in a garage or in a surface lot
 
LT But not for the front end. I do not like the headlights. I would keep the LS front.

WYR

Drive in snow
or
drive in rain and wind
 
Rain. TBLT headlights FTW :yes:

Wyr

Drive around looking for a close parking spot
Or
Park in spot in rear of lot and walk
 
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