When noobs start answering questions for noobs

[The_Roadie]

What might happen in certain places when guessing takes over from KNOWING the answers. See if you can write your own.

Noob1: "What's that red wire near the threaded posts that you jump start your car with?"
Noob2: "I dunno, but my friend at the parts store said it went to the rear for a subwoofer."

Noob3: "My passenger side carpet is all wet and smells like an old dog. Why?"
Noob4: "Your AC drain is clogged. Get a coathanger and remove your air filter and poke it through the hose there to unclog it."

Noob5: "I use A4WD mode all the time, and the muffler is making banging noises under my feet. What do I do?"
Noob6: "That's not your muffler, that's your front differential and you have to put in new ATF every 150K miles."

Noob7: "ma idol aint stedy and goze up n down whin ma lights dim wid my bumpin toonz dude whazzup"
Noob8: "u ned a capasater man lotsa farids lik a hooge amunt a farids an dat wil stedy dat sucka raht out LOL"

 

[barron03]

 

[STLtrailbSS]

What might happen in certain places when guessing takes over from KNOWING the answers. See if you can write your own.

Noob7: "ma idol aint stedy and goze up n down whin ma lights dim wid my bumpin toonz dude whazzup"
Noob8: "u ned a capasater man lotsa farids lik a hooge amunt a farids an dat wil stedy dat sucka raht out LOL"

dood wires aint gonna do nuffin you need the biggest cap eva, go to wallmart they got da besttt ever like 14000 farraads per ton.

 

[jham]

noob 632 I have a trailblazer that's a 5.3 v6 how many spark plugs do I need?

noob 65 answers that easy my 1994 ford ranger with a v4 took 8 so you need 12 and don't forget the cap and rotor for it

 

[djthumper]

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Where can I get a 8 inch lift kit?

DOOD That would be sweet,,,

Yo I need one too 4 ma 30-s to not be rubbin.

 

[JRTAHOE]

Noob7: "ma idol aint stedy and goze up n down whin ma lights dim wid my bumpin toonz dude whazzup"
Noob8: "u ned a capasater man lotsa farids lik a hooge amunt a farids an dat wil stedy dat sucka raht out LOL"

This literally made me


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[Regulator]

What might happen in certain places when guessing takes over from KNOWING the answers. See if you can write your own.

Noob7: "ma idol aint stedy and goze up n down whin ma lights dim wid my bumpin toonz dude whazzup"
Noob8: "u ned a capasater man lotsa farids lik a hooge amunt a farids an dat wil stedy dat sucka raht out LOL"

This sounds like hillbilly's trying to talk ghetto.

 

[SEKOLAx216]

Hahaha



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[07Blazerman]

 

[harmless]

Noob245: "I just bought this Envoy, why does the MPG suck? I'm always filling up it seems."
Noob67: "That's because you haven't modded your engine yet...
You need a new CAI.

Some more decals (they add HP).

You need to install a tornado in your new CAI.

And get a chip mod (do not replace the truck's computer). I hear Doritoes work well.

Finally, put in a bottle of NOS at every fill up. You can get these at any gas station convinience store.

You should get at least 30MPG with that."