This or That

[CaptainKD]

Navy.

Air Force
Or
Command

 

[mcsteven]

Air Force

Full bed two door cab
or
shorter bed four-door cab

 

[Grimor]

full bed

share a coke with jim

or with jack

 

[ChevyIIfan]

with jack. i prefer the taste of Jack over Jim.

bacon wrapped pork tenderloin
or
filet mignon.

 

[CaptainKD]

Filet Mignon.

Medium well
or
Medium rare?

 

[bmcutright]

Medium well

Waffle House or IHOP?

 

[CaptainKD]

IHOP.

Elevator
Or
Stairs

 

[mcsteven]

Elevator

Denny's
or
IHOP

 

[ChevyIIfan]

IHOP.

Travel by:
Subway
or
Bus

 

[mcsteven]

Bus - I'd rather see the sights even if I've seen them 100 times before

Visit the in-laws / cousins / family other than parents or siblings

Go to restaurant
You drive
or
they drive

 

[CaptainKD]

They Drive.

Limo
or
Taxi

 

[mcsteven]

Limo - come on.....


Find $1,000 (not life changing) and no way to trace who it belongs to.

Report to authorities (not give to them)
or
Keep it quiet

 

[CaptainKD]

Keep it quiet. I ain't no fool

Spend the newly found $1k on stupid shit because you never really had it to begin with
or
Use the $1k on meaningful items?

 

[mcsteven]

Both - they're called mods. But for the sake of the question, we'll call it stupid shit.

Find a armored truck company bag, filled, middle of the street just outside, say, Walmart parking lot.

Report it
or
Chance it and open it (GPS, dye packs, etc)

 

[CaptainKD]

Chance 100%. finders keepers.

Hot Dog with normal toppings
or
Hot Dog with Chili and Cheese.

 

[mcsteven]

Chili and cheese (and onions and relish)

Hamburger on a bun

Mayo
or
mustard

 

[CaptainKD]

Mayo.

American Flag patch
or
American Flag bandanna?

 

[dmanns67]

Patch.

Fly flag year round
or
On certain occasions

 

[CaptainKD]

Year Round.

A/C on really cold
or
A/C on medium warm?

 

[mcsteven]

Really cold


Wired phone headset, never needing to recharge
or
Wireless headset, usually lower qual sound and might die at the wrong time

 

[CaptainKD]

Wired.

Salmon
or
Shrimp?

 

[dmanns67]

Shrimp.

Grilled
Or
Fried

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Grilled


Sauteed

Or

Fried

 

[ChevyIIfan]

sauteed.... with some garlic lemon butter

coconut flavored anything
or
almond flavored anything

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Almond!


Skim

Or

Whole milk

 

[CaptainKD]

Skim.

White Milk
or
Chocolate Milk?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

White

Quik

Or

Syrup for choc milk

 

[CaptainKD]

Syrup.

Rotary Hammer
or
Sledge Hammer?

 

[dmanns67]

Sledge.

Build
or
Break

 

[mcsteven]

Build

Oatmeal

Stick to the spoon
Or
Wet/loose

 

[dmanns67]

Stick to spoon.

Flavored
or
Regular oatmeal

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Flavored

Oatmeal

Or

Cereal

 

[dmanns67]

Cereal.

2%
Or
Whole milk

 

[mcsteven]

Oatmeal

Whole milk


Missionary

or

Salesman

(you thought I was going somewhere else. I'm talking about knocking at your door at dinner time).

 

[dmanns67]

Sale.

Crunchy peanut butter
Or
Creamy

 

[ChevyIIfan]

creamy.

Swiss
or
Pepper Jack
or
Cheddar

 

[Hypnotoad]

Pepper jack.

Zits:
Pop em
or
Leave em alone.

 

[dmanns67]

Pop em!

Pop your own zits
or
Let your significant other pop them and vice versa

 

[RayGumm]

Dave, ew. Just... ew.
Pop'em mah damn self...

Washin your face:
Regular soap
Or
Special fancy face wash?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Regular


Separate shampoo n conditioner

or

all in one