This or That

[HARDTRAILZ]

Used to have her but I got a barber now. She's good.

Hair covering eyes
or
hair covering ears?

Ears. Its good to see where ya are headed.

Shower in morning

Or

Before bed

 

[CaptainKD]

Ears. Its good to see where ya are headed.

Shower in morning

Or

Before bed

Mornin'

Cabinet
or
Shelf?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Mornin'

Cabinet
or
Shelf?

Cabinet. Hide that shit yo.


Cabela's

or

Bass Pro?

 

[CaptainKD]

Cabinet. Hide that shit yo.


Cabela's

or

Bass Pro?

Cabela's.

Minivan
Or
Cargo van?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Cabela's.

Minivan
Or
Cargo van?

Cargo with Free Candy on the side.


Hand dipped Ice cream

or

Soft Serve

 

[CaptainKD]

Cargo with Free Candy on the side.


Hand dipped Ice cream

or

Soft Serve

Hand dipped.

Chain link fence
Or
Wood fence?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Hand dipped.

Chain link fence
Or
Wood fence?

Wood. Split rail.



Wood

Or

Vinyl fence

 

[dmanns67]

Wood. Split rail.



Wood

Or

Vinyl fence

Wood.

Shock collar with remote for dog
or
Underground fence

 

[Playsinsnow]

Wood.

Shock collar with remote for dog
or
Underground fence

Shock collar.


Drive her car
or
she drives the TB?

 

[dmanns67]

Shock collar.


Drive her car
or
she drives the TB?

I drive my TB. She can drive her F-150 2x4

Remote starter and vehicle park outside
or
No remote starter and park in garage

 

[CaptainKD]

I drive my TB. She can drive her F-150 2x4

Remote starter and vehicle park outside
or
No remote starter and park in garage

No remote in garage.

Snow
or
Sleet?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

No remote in garage.

Snow
or
Sleet?

Snow


Woodstove

or

Fireplace?

 

[dmanns67]

Snow


Woodstove

or

Fireplace?

Wood stove.

Fight the weather to make it into work
Or
Stay at home and use vacation time

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Wood stove.

Fight the weather to make it into work
Or
Stay at home and use vacation time

I go to work. I want my vacation time for vacation.


Go in late

or

leave early?

 

[CaptainKD]

I go to work. I want my vacation time for vacation.


Go in late

or

leave early?

Leave Early.

Poke you eye
or
Stub your toe?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Leave Early.

Poke you eye
or
Stub your toe?

Toe...got plenty, but eyes are precious.

Cut off finger

or

cut off toe?

 

[Playsinsnow]

Toe...got plenty, but eyes are precious.

Cut off finger

or

cut off toe?

Toe. Ring toe.

Skiing,
superGS
or
freestyle?

 

[CaptainKD]

Toe. Ring toe.

Skiing,
superGS
or
freestyle?

Freestyle.

Half Windsor
Or
Full Windsor?

 

[dmanns67]

Freestyle.

Half Windsor
Or
Full Windsor?

Full.

Tie your tie everytime you put it on
or
Tie it once and leave it tied

 

[CaptainKD]

Full.

Tie your tie everytime you put it on
or
Tie it once and leave it tied

Every time.

Tie clip/chain
Or
None?

 

[IllogicTC]

Every time.

Tie clip/chain
Or
None?

None, it wouldn't look good on a bowtie and would throw off the entire look of my morning suit, monocle, top hat, cane, waxed moustache, Victorian demeanor, and flask of snake oil.

Plain/Patterned ties (think solid colors or stripes, etc.)
or
Fancy ties? (Footballs and baseballs all over, really whacky designs, big dollar bill sign on it, etc.?)

 

[CaptainKD]

None, it wouldn't look good on a bowtie and would throw off the entire look of my morning suit, monocle, top hat, cane, waxed moustache, Victorian demeanor, and flask of snake oil.

Plain/Patterned ties (think solid colors or stripes, etc.)
or
Fancy ties? (Footballs and baseballs all over, really whacky designs, big dollar bill sign on it, etc.?)

Patterned.

Pinky ring
Or
Gaudy gold neck chain?

 

[dmanns67]

Patterned.

Pinky ring
Or
Gaudy gold neck chain?

Neck chain, at least you can hide it unless you are Mr. T.

Belt
or
Suspenders

 

[Playsinsnow]

Neck chain, at least you can hide it unless you are Mr. T.

Belt
or
Suspenders

You're going to need both if you keep that diet up. Desert fatigue khaki green belt right now.


Buy a 2002 TB with over 200k miles
or
a newer one with 125k. Kicker. You ask about fluids. He says oil is recent. You ask about diffs and tc. He says "the what"?

 

[dmanns67]

You're going to need both if you keep that diet up. Desert fatigue khaki green belt right now.


Buy a 2002 TB with over 200k miles
or
a newer one with 125k. Kicker. You ask about fluids. He says oil is recent. You ask about diffs and tc. He says "the what"?

Newer one and inspect/have it inspected throughly and go ahead and catch up on all the maintenance.

TB
or
Envoy

 

[Playsinsnow]

Newer one and inspect/have it inspected throughly and go ahead and catch up on all the maintenance.

TB
or
Envoy

TB unless it's Captain's or Cone's with the turbo.


Let her shave you
Or
Let her brush your teeth?

 

[dmanns67]

TB unless it's Captain's or Cone's with the turbo.


Let her shave you
Or
Let her brush your teeth?

Safer to have her brush my teeth. I have let her shave my back before.

She does all laundry
or
You/her do your own laundry

 

[Playsinsnow]

Safer to have her brush my teeth. I have let her shave my back before.

She does all laundry
or
You/her do your own laundry

 

[Playsinsnow]

I do my own. Learned real quick that I need to do my own. It's a QC thing She will iron for me with notice.



Special occasion with the lady
Suit up
or
put your good shoes on?

 

[dmanns67]

I do my own. Learned real quick that I need to do my own. It's a QC thing She will iron for me with notice.



Special occasion with the lady
Suit up
or
put your good shoes on?

Yeah I do the same. Also clean my own bathroom and share the house. Not suit up, but dress nice. Slacks and a button up.

Wing tip
or
Flat tip dress shoes

 

[CaptainKD]

Yeah I do the same. Also clean my own bathroom and share the house. Not suit up, but dress nice. Slacks and a button up.

Wing tip
or
Flat tip dress shoes

Wing tip.

Deliver flowers to her work
or
Bring them home and give to her?

 

[Playsinsnow]

Wing tip.

Deliver flowers to her work
or
Bring them home and give to her?

Thabks for the idea Cap! I usually buy one rose, I'll try to bring her some today!


Send a cute note to wife with flowers
or
Write from your boyfriend?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Thabks for the idea Cap! I usually buy one rose, I'll try to bring her some today!


Send a cute note to wife with flowers
or
Write from your boyfriend?

Pfft. Flowers are enough, but the boyfriend comment would give her pause.


Red

or

multi color?

 

[CaptainKD]

Pfft. Flowers are enough, but the boyfriend comment would give her pause.


Red

or

multi color?

Multi-Color.

Flowers and a card
or
Flowers, card and dinner
or
Flowers and dinner
or
Card and dinner
or
Dinner?

 

[Playsinsnow]

Multi-Color.

Flowers and a card
or
Flowers, card and dinner
or
Flowers and dinner
or
Card and dinner
or
Dinner?

All of the above with a box wrapped and a hole on the bottom.

Pay flower delivery
or
do it yourself? (I write "from your boyfriend" as a tease. Her friends find it funny. Shock factor-kids would ask about my "girlfriend"-wife. Shhh she doesn't know about her! Plus the ladies at the office can have a field day speculating )

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

All of the above with a box wrapped and a hole on the bottom.

Pay flower delivery
or
do it yourself? (I write "from your boyfriend" as a tease. Her friends find it funny. Shock factor-kids would ask about my "girlfriend"-wife. Shhh she doesn't know about her! Plus the ladies at the office can have a field day speculating )

I do it myself. Her reaction is half the reason i give them. No sense in paying someone else to see that smile.


Chicken

or

Eggs?

 

[dmanns67]

I do it myself. Her reaction is half the reason i give them. No sense in paying someone else to see that smile.


Chicken

or

Eggs?

Chicken.

Egg hardboiled
Or
Scrambled

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Chicken.

Egg hardboiled
Or
Scrambled

Scrambled

Omelet

or

over easy

 

[CaptainKD]

Scrambled

Omelet

or

over easy

Over Easy.

Pencil
or
Black Pen
or
Blue Pen
or
Red Pen?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Over Easy.

Pencil
or
Black Pen
or
Blue Pen
or
Red Pen?

Blue Pen every day

Yellow Hi-liter

or

variety of colors