The EPIC harmless gags thread...

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So, there's the Epic "Bah-Humbug" thread on the OS. (wish I could bring it here, but I don't own them pics (Mike?)...)

We need something like that here, so I figure, I'll just continue my shennanigas and post them here for all to enjoy!



Apologies to my "victims".



What am I saying... I don't make apologies! It's my PLEASURE to perpetrate these gags!!!

 

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06Envoy has been whining about not getting his cookies since crossing over to the "dark side".

Figured I'd make his little wish come true when we met for a G2G in January.

The guy likes Oreos. Here you go. A snack pack for the road.

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Hey, did you ever get the second bag I asked your wife to get you, from me when she picked up the decals?

 

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During that same G2G, CdnGMan was supposed to show face. He didn't because he had "plumbing issues". Seems T3's tend to bind people up if taken for a few days in a row.

He couldn't make it because of that.

So I figured I'd send him a care package.

A Dr's order to take one bar a day, every day, for the six days prior to our next meet.

Unlimited repeats.

This way here, at least he won't be able to use the "I'm bunged up" excuse.

 

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So we have Nathan (my eldest son) for the first half of the March Break so we figure it’s time to update the old family photo...

Return trip to Vaughn Mills: $130
Entertainment and Meals: $140
Family Portrait: Free

For everything else, there’s Master Card.

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BTW, never trust a clerk from a Bass Pro Shop to take your picture...