The 3 Word Story

[Voymom]

Into his stash

of 80's porn

 

[Boog2006]

With all the

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

With all the

full thick bushes

 

[Boog2006]

Baked beans cans

 

[silverunicorn]

Baked beans cans

that were stolen

 

[Boog2006]

Along with the

 

[silverunicorn]

Along with the

polkadot girl's dress

 

[Voymom]

polkadot girl's dress

and 6" stiletto's

 

[silverunicorn]

and 6" stiletto's

which was strange

 

[Boog2006]

Even for him

 

[Robbabob]

regardless of his

 

[Boog2006]

Extreme appetite for

 

[Voymom]

Extreme appetite for

pretty purple socks

 

[Boog2006]

But then hardtrailz

 

[Voymom]

But then hardtrailz

makes scrambled eggs

 

[NewfieEnvoy]

and bacon for

 

[fletch09]

But then hardtrailz

with a bottle

 

[Voymom]

and bacon for

The pretty roadie

 

[NewfieEnvoy]

The pretty roadie

who ate his

 

[Robbabob]

pepper beef jerky

 

[Boog2006]

pepper beef jerky

With a smile

 

[willn513]

With a smile

It gave him

 

[Denali n DOO]

then he puked,

 

[Voymom]

then he puked,

From the vodka

 

[jeffro312]

From the vodka

That dripped off

 

[Voymom]

That dripped off

The strippers boobs

 

[NewfieEnvoy]

The strippers boobs

He quickly pulled

 

[Voymom]

He quickly pulled

His 9mm pistol

 

[NewfieEnvoy]

His 9mm pistol

Out of his..

 

[jeffro312]

Out of his..

Girlfriends pink purse

 

[Voymom]

Girlfriends pink purse

Only to find....

 

[willn513]

It wasn't loaded

 

[Voymom]

It wasn't loaded

He then thought

 

[jeffro312]

He then thought

Of where his

 

[Voymom]

Of where his

Bear spray was

 

[jeffro312]

Bear spray was

Instead he grabbed

 

[Boog2006]

His pink purse

 

[jeffro312]

His pink purse

And ran to

 

[Denali n DOO]

And ran to

the mountains yelling,

 

[Voymom]

the mountains yelling,

Envoys are better!!!!