Post a LIE about the poster above you

[Short Bus]

northcreek got hit by a car

^^^clicky clicky^^^

 

[McGMT]

northcreek got hit by a car

^^^clicky clicky^^^

Short Bus is what his wife calls him...

 

[djthumper]

McGMT enjoys causing himself pain...

 

[Hypnotoad]

DJ goes to family reunions just to meet women.

 

[northcreek]

McGMT enjoys causing himself pain...

djthumper wanted to use "Dirt Road Humper" but the moderators saw it as being obscene

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Northcreek beats up kittens and dolphins

 

[McGMT]

Northcreek beats up kittens and dolphins

Hardtrailz stops on the trail every now and then to touch up his paint...

 

[The_Roadie]

For every possible technical question, McGMT's stock answer is "check the megafuse" and he's wrong.

 

[JRTAHOE]

Roadie wants to be a mod on trailvoy again

 

[djthumper]

07 TB RIDER is the master of taking a Trailblazer off-road.

 

[TexazReece]

Dj's trading in his tb for a gremlin

 

[Voymom]

Dj's trading in his tb for a gremlin

Reece is really from Canada

 

[McGMT]

Reece is really from Canada

Being from IA Voymom is actually Radar O`Reiley's daughter.

 

[Voymom]

Being from IA Voymom is actually Radar O`Reiley's daughter.

McGMT is a stalker

 

[The_Roadie]

Voymom is really a Justin Bieber fan, and spends 35 hours a week writing fan fiction about him as her fantasy guy.

 

[ksimm92]

the roadie doesn't spend his free time wheeling, he cruises around on his pink moped with purple wheels

 

[Lima Tango]

The roadie inadvertantly started world war I. He watched the Terminator late one night while drinking chocolate milk despite Mrs. Roadie's explicit wishes, on account of that sort of thing angrys up his blood. He promptly rushed to his laboratory and cobbled together a functional time machine using broken suspension parts and a shakeweight. He traveled back in time to assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand, who he mistakenly believed at the time was the great grandfather of Rob Laidlaw, founder and president of VerticalScope. Boy was his face red when he realized his error!

Edit: SON OF A BITCH!

FINE. Ksimms recently tripled his personal best when he managed to hold off his climax for nine consecutive seconds.

 

[The_Roadie]

Lima Tango is military phonetic shorthand for Loves Tribbles, whose soft fuzzy bellies he pats to make them purr to lull himself to sleep every night after watching old Astroboy cartoons and drinking a tall glass of warm chocolate milk.

 

[Lima Tango]

the roadie's nightly bedtime routine includes smearing on slutty red lipstick while doodling pictures of unicorns and jeep libertys.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Lima Tango really drives a Prius.

 

[DucatiSS]

HardTrails knows all about the Prius because he owns 3 of them, His personal favorite is Mary Kay pink.

 

[willn513]

I saw Ducati ss riding a moped

 

[The_Roadie]

I don't know how willn513 ever saw DucatiSS riding a moped here in CA because he has a state-wide restraining order on him by Brittney Spears for his habit of sending her pictures of himself making out with a cardboard cutout of her

 

[ItsOnVoy]

The roadie owns an iPhone

 

[The_Roadie]

Hey, the lies don't have to be quite so insulting.......

ItsOnVoy has a secret wish to sneak out to CA, wash and polish the Roadiemobile, and wait for me to go Arghhhhhhhh! like Jack Woltz when he finds the severed horse's head in his bed.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

The Roadie loves alcohol and drug fueled people ripping up the trails with loud exhaust and leaving trash everywhere for the local wildlife to enjoy.

 

[Phantom]

Hardtrailz real ride.
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[ItsOnVoy]

Phantoms ride when he doesn't have the truck

Hey, the lies don't have to be quite so insulting.......