Cardiologist and the GMC Mechanic.

northcreek

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Jan 15, 2012
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A GMC mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Envoy when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,

"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Envoy .

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,

"So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.

So how is it that I make $24,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work?

The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic....





"Try doing it with the engine running."
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Nice. I am gonna share this one.
 

Mark20

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Dec 6, 2011
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Ummm, heart lung machine.

But still a good one.
 

northcreek

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Jan 15, 2012
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WNY
Mark20 said:
Ummm, heart lung machine.

But still a good one.

I didn't know that you could use a H/L machine on an Envoy... :biggrin:
 

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