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[HARDTRAILZ]

I couldn't for the life of me figure out how he could be looking at me over the dash and pressing the gas pedal at the same time.

I realized hobbits are figments of my imagination and could likely do anything, even stretch that far after suffering a .45 caliber's worth of brain removal.

 

[Trios]

I realized hobbits are figments of my imagination and could likely do anything, even stretch that far after suffering a .45 caliber's worth of brain removal.

This made me wonder if my truck's revving was also imaginary, but then the hobbit put her in gear and drove directly at me!

 

[Envoy_04]

This made me wonder if my truck's revving was also imaginary, but then the hobbit put her in gear and drove directly at me!

Blinded by the high beam light of all 6 Cree headlights shining right at me I had no route for escape, and just as I felt the bumper impact my body I awoke in a cold sweat in my bed and immediately swore that never again would I eat Taco Bell at midnight.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Blinded by the high beam light of all 6 Cree headlights shining right at me I had no route for escape, and just as I felt the bumper impact my body I awoke in a cold sweat in my bed and immediately swore that never again would I eat Taco Bell at midnight.

Now awake at this early hour I decided to be productive and headed out to the garage to change the oil in my truck.

 

[Trios]

I do a full service on the rig, then decide I'd go ahead and do the wash that I was going to do in my dream before it went sideways.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

I do a full service on the rig, then decide I'd go ahead and do the wash that I was going to do in my dream before it went sideways.

The washing was going well then the water quit.

 

[Trios]

The washing was going well then the water quit.

I turn towards the spigot to see what the issue is and there is a rhinoceros standing on the hose.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

I turn towards the spigot to see what the issue is and there is a rhinoceros standing on the hose.

If that was not bad enough, I saw a lion stalking the rhino from the neighbors tree line.

 

[dmanns67]

If that was not bad enough, I saw a lion stalking the rhino from the neighbors tree line.

Seeing the massive rhino staring at me and the ferocious lion creeping towards me, I run inside the house and grab...

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Seeing the massive rhino staring at me and the ferocious lion creeping towards me, I run inside the house and grab...

a gun.

 

[Trios]

I wasn't certain which weapon to pick, so I decided to go big or go home (well, I was home): I grabbed the Bushmaster BA50 which I always keep with a full 10 round mag.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

I wasn't certain which weapon to pick, so I decided to go big or go home (well, I was home): I grabbed the Bushmaster BA50 which I always keep with a full 10 round mag.

Hoping I would not need accuracy by volume, I headed into battle.

 

[Trios]

As I stepped outside my front door, it appeared that the lion was preparing his attack, aided by 3 lionesses who were all circling the rhino.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

I decided to watch the carnage rather than enter the fray, so i grabbed a beer and sat in the porch swing.

 

[Trios]

I decided to watch the carnage rather than enter the fray, so i grabbed a beer and sat in the porch swing.

The lion tried to pounce on the rhino, but the rhino saw it coming and skewered the lion with his horn.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

The lion tried to pounce on the rhino, but the rhino saw it coming and skewered the lion with his horn.

The rhino got the leader but the pride set forth to avenge the death and ripped the hide off the rhino while it was still breathing.

 

[Trios]

As I watched the lionesses tear the rhino limb from limb, I wondered if I should call the local zoo to let them know their animals have escaped and are killing each other.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

As I watched the lionesses tear the rhino limb from limb, I wondered if I should call the local zoo to let them know their animals have escaped and are killing each other.

Then I remembered the board game as I heard the drums...Jumanji.

 

[Trios]

I decided this called for additional firepower and went back inside to the armory.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

I came backing out of the door as the bloodthirsty pirate had his sword pressed to my jugular.

 

[Trios]

Once again, I suddenly awoke in a cold sweat in my bed, this time promising myself that I would stop licking toads before bedtime.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

I hot out of bed and hit the WC for healthy dump before running down to the corner store to try and score some blow.

 

[Trios]

I hot out of bed and hit the WC for healthy dump before running down to the corner store to try and score some blow.

My dealer was there, but this time he said he wanted more than the usual bj as payment for my fix.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

My dealer was there, but this time he said he wanted more than the usual bj as payment for my fix.

So I pulled out a gat and ended his day on a permanent note, then grabbed the stuff and headed off to start the schoolday.

 

[trailboycer72]

I arrived to class late and noticed my kindergarten students were all hopped up on pixie stix.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

I figured they knew what was up so I chopped myself a few stix lines n grabbed a straw.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

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