I went out today and bought more tickets, I have exactly 200 now
IF I won, I wouldnt even call in to work. I would ignore the calls and let them figure out themselves why I wasnt showing up. Then, I would show up in the biggest bulldozer I can buy and graze the place flat.
Next I would go on a exquisite cruise across the globe for at least a month or two.
After partying it up, I would finally return and get my Mom/Dad. My Mom is in late stage alzheimers so I would hire a doctor nurse and move somewhere scenic and secluded.
My siblings are buttplugs (except for my oldest sister) so I wouldnt be helping them at all.
The Envoy,
I would love it, kiss it, hug it and treat it like the badass truck it is! Or Donate it to Voymom of course