In highschool, I worked as a loader at Lowe's Home Improvement Warehouse. I was speechless at some of the ways people would "secure" purchases to their vehicles!
I have to say, though, the best one I saw during my time there was the guy with the F-150-rhino lined/huge tires/blah blah blah...who complained to the manager when I was tossing bags of peat moss in his truck, because I was "getting the bed of his truck dirty"
