The COVID escape room
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fletch09
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- Nov 20, 2011
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northcreek
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Not funny. Not funny at all.
www.newsweek.com
and
globalnews.ca
Man Opens Fire After Being Confronted for Coughing Without Covering Mouth
A heated argument ensued when a Pennsylvania man was told to "cover while he coughed because of the virus that is going around," eventually resulting in shots being fired at an occupied vehicle.
www.newsweek.com
and
Detroit bus driver dies of COVID-19 after ranting about passenger who openly coughed - National | Globalnews.ca
'It’s the message this country needs to hear,' Detroit Mayor Mike Duggan said.
globalnews.ca
OK, back to funny. I need this service badly! Not for a GF but to get away from housework!
m.mcmillen
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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
fletch09
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m.mcmillen
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northcreek
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Mounce
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A bonus meme for those that don't understand why we need guns and banning them won't help
HARDTRAILZ
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- Nov 18, 2011
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10 minutes til it is covid drinking time...well if time mattered in quarantine
m.mcmillen
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What to do with all that toilet paper?
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