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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Is trying to build a wall around the USA with legos
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
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Ottawa, ON
Calls NASA on a daily basis for alien reports.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Lives his life under a tinfoil hat
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
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Ottawa, ON
When he washes his truck, he keeps all the dirt and stores it in separate buckets to remember good times.
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Only washes his truck in the rain to save on the water bill
 
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Mooseman

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Has a subscription to Cerividae Life magazine.
 
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Blackwater

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Misses Rocky the squirrel, realized he was smarter.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Keeps waking up outside of a truckstop surrounding by cop cars...
 
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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
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Ottawa, ON
Steals Holy Water from churches to fill his radiator.
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
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Ottawa, ON
Started shaving at the age of 3.
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Leads airstrikes against Antarctica
 
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Blackwater

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buys a newspaper just to read the comics.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Doesn't buy a newspaper because he can't read.
 

Blackwater

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Lawton, OK
Loves the taste of crayons.
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Mixes paint colours together in the hopes it comes out as a rainbow.
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Has been away on a tour of the world via unicorn and is finally back to fight to win back his crown as KING OF THE TROLLS!
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Has a dream of opening a giraffe ranch and have annual rodeos.
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
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Lawton, OK
Holds color runs just for the fun of it.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Fights for man in the moon.
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Is running for President... of the Cosmos. He is backed by the Borzanians.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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He once fought an ape over a banana, but in the end they decided to share it and are still good friends.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
has been known to wear a mask in the bedroom
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Still dreams of his 2nd grade teacher
 
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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
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Has patented a "reverse lift" where the vehicle stays stationary but the Earth drops down.
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Grows crabgrass as a hobby.
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Loves to recreate the Al Pacino scene "Say hello to my little friend!" with a Nerf gun.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Once ate an entire turkey by himself
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
His version of a hypo-allergenic pillow is to use his own hair clippings as filler.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Still plays Pacman at the roller arcade with his rollerskates on while rocking a mullet
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HARDTRAILZ

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Once found a package of months old bacon in the back of a used Datsun and still ate it
 

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