One time saved a chimp baby from a burning lion enclosure at a zoo in Mexico while being chased by witches on brooms throwing fermented pickles at him.
Has a 3000 package stockpile of ramen noodles in his extra bedroom that makes him feel safe from the gov't and their mind reading plot to destroy all people without tinfoil hats
Once ran across the US while chugging mountain dew and eating pork rinds freshly made in the fryer strapped to his back. Heck of a charity event really, but got no TV time since he did it naked.