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[Capote]

That poor TB lol

 

[Eric04]

This whole Craigslist post is troubling, but the last paragraph is epic fail.

 

[dmanns67]

This whole Craigslist post is troubling, but the last paragraph is epic fail.

You win

That is the most fail I have ever seen in a Craigs List AD. From grammar to information about the vehicle. I guess I am going to have the call my dealership and ask why I do not have a Cadillac converter

 

[Capote]

Lmao! That's gold

 

[Eric04]

You win

That's is the most fail I have ever seen in a Craigs List AD. From grammar to information about the vehicle. I guess I am going to have the call my dealership and ask why I do not have a Cadillac converter

Lol. Right? The Cadillac mod is going to be very popular. Disappointed I had to find out about it on Craigslist with all the knowledge contained here.

 

[Mounce]

Found this earlier today but forgot to post it lol

 

[Capote]

Found this earlier today but forgot to post it lol

Oh god I just lost it laughing!

 

[Sib]

This whole Craigslist post is troubling, but the last paragraph is epic fail.

Found this earlier today but forgot to post it lol

SPK[emoji768][emoji767]

 

[Mooseman]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-view-details.html?adId=1104636512&utm_source=alerts&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=email_alerts

I don't care what anybody says, it's not worth $13k. Poor thing should be put out of its misery

And what's the point of shooting it next to a POS Volvo???? And can't spell worth shit!

 

[Capote]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-view-details.html?adId=1104636512&utm_source=alerts&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=email_alerts

I don't care what anybody says, it's not worth $13k. Poor thing should be put out of its misery

And what's the point of shooting it next to a POS Volvo???? And can't spell worth shit!

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Damn, poor thing. It should of been in the hands of one of us, then it'd look classy not trashy

 

[Matt]

380HP...my arse!

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Why not? They are simple to drop a V8 in and get that kinda power. With the amount of custom touches on that a motor swap would be a natural modification.

 

[Mounce]

You can get that and more out of the 5.3 (might have came with it) with just a few mods. 4.2 would be hard to believe though since he isn't here like all of the other turbo/supercharger guys.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

You can get that and more out of the 5.3 (might have came with it) with just a few mods. 4.2 would be hard to believe though since he isn't here like all of the other turbo/supercharger guys.

False. It came with one option. A 4.3 and not easy to get that power from.

 

[Mounce]

Wow I should totally look at the year model lol.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Or look at the pics...

 

[Mounce]

I thought it looked it ugly for an envoy. Forgot that some of the older years shared the same name

 

[Mooseman]

It's still fugly!

 

[Matt]

Why not? They are simple to drop a V8 in and get that kinda power. With the amount of custom touches on that a motor swap would be a natural modification.

Cool but in this case I don't think so. If there was an engine swap, don't you think that there'd be pics of the engine. There's no description of anything but 20" weelz and big alard systeme.

 

[Blckshdw]

Hmm, if it had power folding mirrors, then I'd buy it...

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

I do not think there would be pics of an engine swap considering the bagged suspension should be pictured since it is one of the biggest additions. I think the seller is an idiot, but the truck really is not that bad. Far cleaner than many S-dimes I have seen dropped.

 

[Capote]

Minus the wheels and awful headlights, its mehh okay I guess [emoji29]

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Love that style wheel. Torque Thrust are one of the best classic wheels ever made. Far better than the TB SS crap. These have a bit more flair but the look is right on.

 

[Capote]

I just don't think they match that rig IMO

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

That kinda 5 spoke style has always been what I think fits trucks and SUV. Better than the thinner or anything with more spokes. The wheels I am looking at are 5 spoke cause I think they just fit trucks better.

 

[Mooseman]

I guess it's something people ask.

https://spokane.craigslist.org/hsh/5505231586.html?lang=es&cc=mx

 

[Mooseman]

WTF?

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-lawnmower-le...er/1166281157?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

[Sparky]

That is pure gold

 

[Matt]

Made especially for New Zealanders!

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

I just ordered it up

 

[Mooseman]

OK, this guy is officially on crack. He thinks he can get $7k for an '04 with dual exhaust and a super chip? Really? Find yourself a new dealer because the shit you've been smoking is laced with LSD.

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-view-details...ts&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=email_alerts

 

[SnowBlazer]

'04 with dual exhaust and a super chip?

Those dope ass wheels makes up for the price.

I had a dealer tell me that actually when I was looking at a white 07 LT with the chrome LTZ wheels. I just walked away. Smh.

 

[Sparky]

Dual exhaust, on an i6... unless he has a Kooks header on there, then
No pictures of that fancy exhaust either!

That interior looks pretty beat.

 

[Mooseman]

He was willing to knock off $2k without the wheels. Yeah, good luck selling those! An average Voy like that sells between $3-4k around here.

 

[DAlastDON]

Couldnt help but lol.

http://louisville.craigslist.org/tls/5713797098.html

world's worst chain saw - doesn't work - $10 (Crestwood)

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Wild Thing, I guess that's its
name.

Aweful piece of shit!!

I would guarantee it not to run
but with my luck it may start.
It sucks! I'm too old and life is too short for me to fool with this piece
of trash.
Even the color sucks, Barney humping
Kermit, what were they thinking.

I dont want to talk about this "chain
saw". I have blocked all details about this saw from my mind and Will Not
Answer Any Questions! I don't know shit about this sorry excuse of a tool other than I want it gone and wouldn't mind a cold brew.

At $10 I feel like you are getting
totally screwed. I would be willing to trade for a cheap six-pack of beer (No
Busch). I will not meet up anywhere, you must come to my house.
Thanks!

 

[Capote]

Couldnt help but lol.

http://louisville.craigslist.org/tls/5713797098.html

Pure gold

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

If I was closer i would take him a 12 pack just for posting it

 

[Mooseman]

Wow, it must be really mint to ask $5k for a 14 year old truck with 200k Km.
(FYI, trucks like this around here go for between $1500 and $3000)

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-view-details...l&utm_campaign=email_alerts&utm_source=alerts

 

[DAlastDON]

I would not pay that. No leather seats with butt warmers or power seats. Paid 10k for my 2008 loaded slt with 137k miles just over two years ago.

 

[Sparky]

800 bucks what a steal... oh wait, that's if you don't get the title. The heck?