WOW dude.. thats like a total wrong wish to corrupt.. No wonder no one has taken a bite at it... So I guess I will have to be the one to cross the bridge of Nazerath..
Granted... You find out that a unknown relative passes away, and part of the last will and testament is that your kids get 1000 dollars a week for schooling, and life, as long as neither one of them get arrested, EVER.. A day before the first check is to arrive, your kids are at the local park, and a police man notices a bag of some sort hanging under the park bench, which just happens to be full of individually wrapped packs of 8ball. Your kids are arrested, booked, and charged.
That was the cleanest one I could come up with...
(New thread rule, dont ever make a wish about your kids, in this thread, thats just wrong man!)
I am surprised this wish hasnt come up already...
I wish my X-wife a long and healthy life...