Canada accidentally bombs the US.

[cornchip]

On behalf of all Canadians, I apologize for the accidental bombing of a home in Miami today.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/miami-gardens/article202719244.html

 

[Shaw520]

If it inflated upon deploy it would have been harmless...

 

[DAlastDON]

Royal fail.

Glad the only injury was emotional. Things can be repaired or replaced.

 

[Chickenhawk]

LOL. Other countries drop bombs; we drop rescue rafts to help save people's lives.

In other countries, refugees get beaten, kicked out of their country and thrown over a border fence. We take them in, give them a warm place to sleep, food in their stomach and temporary housing while their claims are processed.

On the other hand, don't screw with us. Canada just got back the world record for the longest sniper kill against an insurgent in history. At 3.6 kilometers, the sound of the shot would have arrived about 12 seconds after the bullet. Basically, if you heard the sound of the shot from a Canadian sniper, it wasn't for you.

 

[Redbeard]

Are we sure they weren't heading to Cuba to drop this raft off???

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

 

[northcreek]

At last count, the line of Lawyers outside of her door stretches for two miles ....

 

[cornchip]

Next we'll drop bags of cash on the lawyers.

 

[Mooseman]

That's one way to get rid of our 1960's junk.

 

[Chickenhawk]

True enough. She should be thankful it was a Griffon and not a Sea King. She coulda had a Sea King in her lap.