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[Mooseman]

Has an oil well and refinery in his yard.

 

[SnowBlazer]

Knows Canada is way more beautiful than the US

 

[Capote]

Can climb any curb like a boss

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Brake checks people in the cover of darkness to protect the people

 

[Capote]

Uses contradictory statements.

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Domestic calls only

 

[SnowBlazer]

His Trailblazer is considered an inport

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is a master hula hooper

 

[SnowBlazer]

Is gonna sell me his TB

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is gonna give me a pile of cash !

 

[Redbeard]

sees the Krispy Creme sign all lit up and the donuts are on him ! all you care to eat too. He says coffee is extra though

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Knows that cream and sugar cost extra too

 

[Mooseman]

Has lots of cream

 

[Redbeard]

Gets the MOOST out of life!

 

[Mooseman]

Dyes his beard red

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Flies cross country just to see if the local water tastes different

 

[Redbeard]

Where ever he goes, there he is

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Fought two leprechauns and won

 

[Mooseman]

Was beat up by a 4 year old girl yesterday

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Gently pets random strangers to see their reactions

 

[Mooseman]

Has misunderstood the "birds and the bees". Married a bird and cheated with a bee.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Got confused during tag and is still hiding from the 2012 game at Christmas

 

[Redbeard]

leaves his spare gas can on the back of his rig, "the build", hoping his brakes work better than the tailgater.

 

[Mooseman]

Owns a platypus, thinking it's a mutant duck.

 

[Redbeard]

Says it tastes just like chicken.

 

[Blackwater]

Wrestles gaters just for fun.

 

[Mooseman]

Wrestles worms and loses.

 

[Blackwater]

Is scared of worms, even the gummi kind.

 

[Redbeard]

Writes "anonymous" articles for the National Enquirer.

 

[Blackwater]

Owns a cock fighting ring.

 

[Mooseman]

Is such a terrible cook that he burns the salad.

 

[Blackwater]

Knows how to make Ice soup.

 

[Mooseman]

Has a scar on his butt that he will NOT talk about.

 

[Blackwater]

Thinks my butt is sexy.

 

[Mooseman]

Wished he was hung like a moose.

 

[Blackwater]

Wears a strap-on.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is allergic to whitewater

 

[Mooseman]

Brags that he owns a ceeeement pond.

 

[Blackwater]

Stands on toilet so he can say he is high on pot.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Gives himself swirlies to wash his hair